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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:44 PM
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Teen's mannequin love-in (true lounge material)
Fess up. Which one of you is Michael Plentyhorse?



http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss


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A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

~snip~
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:50 PM
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1. I heard she started it!
Also my client is innocent! It says "trying" to have sex with her. "Trying" is a lot different than having.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:51 PM
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2. The mannequin's reaction to Mr. Plentyhorse's advances was
stiff, wooden and inflexible.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:54 PM
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3. Check out this part:
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

I bet Plentyhorse could think of other ways to put it!

And with a name like Plentyhorse, well...
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:59 PM
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4. Did he have a Dewalt drill handy?
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 04:04 PM
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5. Got wood?
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 04:08 PM
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6. My friend's band is called Mannequin Hanjob, heh.
I guess I'll have to send him this lil article. :rofl:
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