I Vow.....

[THUNDER HANDS]

Never to post another sex-related (even in innuendo) item on this board again.

Not even little jokes. Not even in replies to other threads.

I just wanted to get that out in the open and make a public promise.

Please feel free to continue your regularly-scheduled browsing of DU.

This has been a Magic Rat public service annoucement. This annoucement was not approved by Howard Dean for America.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Not even innuendo?

Yeah, right! I got five bucks that says you don't make it to Monday.

[KCDem]

3. heh heh, you said innuendo.

Fricken' perv, stay away from my end. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

9. But it's such a nice end.

:evilgrin:

[KCDem]

11. I'm blushing!

:loveya:

I'm gonna have to tell TXLib if you keep hitting on me! :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Eh...he *should* be taking notes and thanking me.

This is good material I'm giving away here. ;-)

[SOteric]

17. Seriously!

You can give them all 'charm' lessons if your chosen career lets you down.

[GOPisEvil]

18. What is it they say? Those who can't do teach.

;-)

[XNASA]

8. I thought that innuendo was...........

...Italian for suppository? No?

[GOPisEvil]

10. Heehee!

That's pretty good.

[Droopy]

2. I recommend SA

Sexaholics Anonymous.

[el_gato]

4. looks like you got that all straightened out....ooops I mean uh...

[Socialist Christian]

5. COME on lets support him so he doesnt BLOW it. Lmao <nt>

[SOteric]

6. Okay, - who put the saltpetre in Magic Rat's coffee?

[FunBobbyMucha]

7. Gee Rat, that will be hard.

It'll leave a big gaping hole here at DU. I hope it's not because you're spreading yourself too thin. Perhaps you find the board too rigid, too firm, but I think we all love your input. There are mounds of people here who spew out the same things, and sometimes it gets a little sticky. But remember, the Dems have got to expose themselves more, press the flesh, drive the point home hard if we gonna bust this nut.

[liberalhistorian]

13. Be honest everyone, how

long do you think it will be before Magic Rat BLOWS his promise? Boy, that will really SUCK when he does, won't it? But let's all give him a HAND for at least trying, shall we?

[Socialist Christian]

27. I mean his name is Magic Rat for cryin out loud LMAO <nt>

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. you all

are evil, evil human beings. :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

16. Yes, but...

you knew that when you took up with us, so there's really not much sense in complaining about it now.

[Loonman]

14. If we believe that will you tell us another one?

:)

[VelmaD]

19. oh good grief

Why would you want to go and do that for? Flirting is one of the things that makes life worthwhile. Flirting is fun. And flirting is always good for the egos of your fellow DUers.

So, I am hereby ordering you to make with the innuendo forthwith. Don't make me get rough with you boy. :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

20. I can't Velma

It's just too hard and I can't keep it up anymore.

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.....Aw, crap. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

21. Woohoo...what do I win...

for making you break your solemn vow?

And you didn't even last the day. Hee. I ROCK!

[SOteric]

23. I clocked that at 1/2 an hour.

Magic Rat shall henceforth be known as 'Randy.'

[GOPisEvil]

25. 31 minutes. The Randy Rat he is!

:D

[VelmaD]

26. Just one more...

to add to my collection. :-)

I am the cause of nicknames in others. Bwahahahaha.

[GOPisEvil]

22. I fear your next sig line will be...

...Skinner beating the crap out of Bart. }(

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. I swear if they had one like that

I'd be using it in a heartbeat. :D