strangers in the night, exchanging rubbers....

[Gato Moteado]

this one fits too tight,
i'll try another

ok, everyone must remember some of the vulgar words we substituted for the lyrics of popular songs back when we were young and immature.

post your favorites.

[GOPisEvil]

1. This one is too loose...

but it will hold the juice...

[Gato Moteado]

3. wow....never knew that part

pretty good.

so, is it true you took a road trip?

are you back in A-town?

[GOPisEvil]

4. I'm taking a road trip.

Early December.

I got your message.

[Gato Moteado]

6. well, i would be pissed that you're not considering costa rica....

...for your early december road trip......but i probably won't be here.

i have a couple nice ticas that want to meet you....so hurry down here soon.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Well...here's an idea...

I'm assuming I get this temp gig for 6 months. After that, it'll be summer, cheaper to fly down, right?

[Gato Moteado]

9. hard to say what the airfare will be

but it should be affordable

[GOPisEvil]

12. I'll save some pennies then.

I only have to pay the air fare. The rest should be no big thing.

[Gato Moteado]

18. exactly

nt

[johnnie]

5. My friend and I wrote this part

This one is just right, I'll think I'll use it
Just for one night, I won't abuse it...
And I don't remember the rest

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Sex thread...

>>>.other wise I would share...not mine of course...but MrG's...No, I can't do it...I'm too embarassed.

[In_The_Wind]

10. They aren't allowed ...

perhaps they are ...

if it's about safe sex :shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. sort of...It's about Southern mouth hugs. Did I say that out loud?

;)

[In_The_Wind]

15. LOL

Did you forget that I started my life as a Southerner?

huh ...

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I lived in North Carolina for a year.

;)

[In_The_Wind]

17. Southern women somehow ...

seem to love Northern men ...

[Gato Moteado]

7. mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord....

he was driving down the highway in a '57 ford
one hand on the wheel and the other on a can
of pabst blue ribbon beer

[RevCheesehead]

11. LOL

Except Jesus would NEVER drive a Ford. Never.

[JVS]

14. Joy to the world! The school burned down!

And all the teachers died!
Oh where is the principal?
He's hanging from the flagpole
With a rope around his neck
and the kids don't give a heck
with a ro-ope a ro-o-ope around his neck.


DISCLAIMER: this song was from the era before kids regularly shot up schools and was considered funny at the time, not a cry for help.

[Gato Moteado]

19. yes, i figured it was pre-columbinian

it's a good one.

[Gato Moteado]

20. jingle bells

batman smells
robin laid an egg
the bat mobile lost it's wheel
and penguin got away

i figured we needed another xmas carol.