I don't want anybody else, when I think about WillPitt I touch myself...

[XemaSab]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[hippiechick]

1. You poor, poor child.

:puke:

[LSK]

2. take my brazilian joke poll

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4342085

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Woo Hooo!!

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Too funny.

:rofl:

I should stop encouraging people.

[El Fuego]

5. Ha! you got me

[Arugula Latte]

6. Take your punishment:

:spank:

[redqueen]

7. GRRR

You guys! x(

[In_The_Wind]

8. I So Totally Agree With You!

:rofl: a brazillion times

[XemaSab]

10. .

:D

:toast:

[Wetzelbill]

9. I need to finish writing my book so I can get hot groupies too

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Oh phooey, my dear Wetzelbill.......

You can have hot groupies ANY TIME you want them.......:blush:

[Wetzelbill]

12. I can?

Woo hoo!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I'm not giving you permission, my dear!

I'm just sayin'.......Waiting for a book to be published is not a requirement......

That's all.......

:loveya: :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

16. I'll keep that in mind

check your inbox, btw.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Got it! Thank you so much! nt

[In_The_Wind]

13. ~

I never realized I had a thing for writers but looking back and around I guess I do.

Remember there was that 32 year old virgin.

I was thinking about it. :shrug: I guess it's because I like the silver tongue lovers who know exactly the correct words to whisper in my ear. The ones who can deflate my anger and frustrations in just the right way.

[Wetzelbill]

17. we are loquacious

:)

[In_The_Wind]

20. And I am forever grateful for that.

Communication is important.

[bridgit]

23. whoop, there it is...

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

24. I meant to only think that but

ended up typing that comment. :)

damn typos

[bridgit]

26. either way it wurk'z 4 me, friend...

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

15. You are so very wicked!

[no name no slogan]

18. Dubya, Donald Rumsfeld and 3 Brazillians walk into a bar

the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

[In_The_Wind]

21. That's the biggest joke of all!

:hi:

[CottonBear]

19. Damn you XemaSab! Damn you.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[ComerPerro]

25. Jerk

:rofl: