I have two little boys and I just shampooed my carpet...

[Ilsa]

What do you think got sucked out of the carpet and into the collection bucket? (Hint: it was BROWN)

[LastKnight]

1. other: poop and poop NT

[blm]

2. Ilsa...where's ALL OF THE ABOVE?

heheh

[Padraig18]

3. Having cleaned carpet for Bane-Clene...

I vote mud and poop--- the Tootsie Rolls would be stuck to the couch cushions.

[KG]

4. ah, the joys of child rearing

:)

[Cloud]

5. Why would there be poop in the carpet?

LOL

[Ilsa]

7. I'll clarify for others who don't get it (I know you do):

My little guys don't actually spill poop on the carpet. But they have a nasty habit of being a moment late for the bathroom and not cleansing themselves sufficiently. Occasionally, they are keenly aware of the skidmarks in their underwear, so they sit on the floor with their dirty butts as they put on "cleeeeen underwear!" I've seen them leave skid marks on my carpet.



Well, that ought to bring the future of the Democratic Party membership to a screeching halt as more decide that birth control is the best option. ;)

[zx22778a]

6. Little girls aren't much better.

When I got home from work last night my two year old granddaughter greated my with: "Grandpa, Grandpa, I just went POOP, wanna see??"

[Ilsa]

8. I can only hope

she said this because she decided not to flush until you were witness to her accomplishment.