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Thu Nov-24-05 04:00 PM
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Call Me Wesley
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Thu Nov-24-05 04:50 PM
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pretty old ...
How to cook a turkey.
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!
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Thu Nov-24-05 07:22 PM
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4. well now there'ya go, CMW, eminently orderly after all...or is that... |
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Thu Nov-24-05 05:01 PM
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Thu Nov-24-05 07:23 PM
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5. you bet'cha, cheers... |
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Thu Nov-24-05 05:08 PM
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3. We've got about 25 degrees to go... |
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before it's ready to come out!
I've had a glass of eggnog, a Jubelale, and five games of cricket with my husband. :)
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Thu Nov-24-05 07:28 PM
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6. lovely, we seem to have timed ours just about right as well... |
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