Who Would You Do? Anne Coulter or Jean Schmidt?

[Yavin4]

Here's the deal: The entire Bush White House, including Cheney, will resign from office. All the Republicans in Congress will resign. Scalia and Thomas will resign from the SCOTUS. Fox News, Rush, Hannity, and all AM radio conservatives will resign and cease broadcasting.

All of this will happen IF you have sex with either Anne Coulter or Jean Schmidt. So, which one would you do?

[DainBramaged]

1. What happens if I do both?

[NMDemDist2]

14. ROFL!!!! n/t

[Cannikin]

2. Probalby Coulter since I'm into dudes.

[jmowreader]

3. Gotta be Ann Coulter

Jean Schmidt looks like a woman who has two kids because she's had sex twice. Coulter is reputed to be much more...how can I say this...sexually experienced.

It's okay to make a condom out of an inner tube just for the occasion, right?

[LeftyMom]

4. Steel belted radial rubbers might be better

She's nasty.

[SmileyBoy]

13. LOL!!!

"Jean Schmidt looks like a woman who has two kids because she's had sex twice."

Can I PLEASE keep that one for my comedy act?? It is LOL!!!

Hope you don't mind...:D:D:D

[jmowreader]

17. I stole it from The Meaning of Life

You remember right after they sang "Every Sperm is Sacred" and all the kids are being marched off to medical experiments? Across the street there was a Protestant man screaming about how every time Catholics have sex they have to have a baby.

"Well, it's the same for us," his wife said.
'What do you mean?'
"We've got two children...and we've had sex twice."

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Yeah, but his wife looked like Eric Idle

Oh, wait...



:silly:

[Rhiannon12866]

5. They are both so devastatingly attractive, I couldn't possibly make up my

mind... And so well-spoken, as well. Please, choose for me...:shrug:

[taterguy]

6. need more info

I honestly don't know anything about Jean Schmidt. I'd, aw what the hell, this thread is gonna be locked anyway, right?

[sleipnir]

7. Ann...she's probably got more experience.

But, with experience comes other things that you might not want and might just stay with you longer than Bush's term....if you know what I mean. I'm wearing a jimmy hat, that's for sure!

[0007]

21. Yeah, but mybe Schmidt would be tight like a dog?

[LaurenG]

8. Whatever it takes

I would hold my nose and take penicillin before hand but it would be worth it to get him out of there. He's killing us, he's killing my spirit I'd do it for the cause. :puke: :eyes: :cry:

on edit: and just so you know my sacrifice I am female and not gay.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Both of them if it meant the end of the Bushler regime!

I'd take one for the team, so to speak. :puke:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

10. I'll be *useless*

for a week just from the doo-jeebuss-awful visual the whole hypothetical interposes!

:puke:

I guess the Repiglicans live to slime another day if it's up to me.

[T Roosevelt]

11. Ann...

but can I wear a bag over my head?

On edit:

or maybe a flag...

[NewJeffCT]

12. For that deal

I'd do both of them. Twice.

For the good of our nation.

[trof]

15. I would hold your coat.

[DS1]

16. I'd do Ann Coulter

as a last resort :shrug:

[Redstone]

18. How much Viagra do I get to take beforehand?

No, never mind; that wouldn't help even if I had a bucketful. They say you have to have some kind of something that arouses you in the first place, or it won't work.

Redstone

[DanCa]

19. Deal with the satan might as well go for a threesome

I'll need heavy booze drink and medication either way so might as well go for broke .

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

20. Could I get a

double dildo and just watch? (with a blindfold ofcource)

[Guy Fawkes]

22. Can I be drunk?

And high?
And on Acid?

Nah, I'd still rather die.

[rug]

23. Well, invading Iran won't be so bad.

[DainBramaged]

24. This thread is like a lifeboat, everyone thinking 'bout how to survive

in spite of the GREAT potential consequences. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. I'm not sure...

but whichever one I did, I'd first need to put on the world's biggest, toughest HAZMAT suit.