Every time I shut my eyes I see Michael Jackson's face

[Ediacara]

I can't sleep, needless to say.

[onebigbadwulf]

1. I'm sorry,

if you're stupid enough to send your kid to the neverland ranch, he deserves to get molested.

How stupid can parents be???

[JohnKleeb]

4. pretty damn stupid

Theres another ranch I would stay the hell out of, the other being Bush's in Crawford.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. The kid might not deserve it but the parents do..right up the ass

[JohnKleeb]

2. oh god thats terrible

Well who do you think is really attractive? Try doing that if it works. :shrug: maybe that will work. I dont know really, I havent had this experience. Hope you dont have any nightmares.

[Ediacara]

6. well it's like haunting images

All through my life I have had images haunt me when I shut my eyes and try to sleep. When I was young it was monsters or aliens, and tonight it's MJ's mug shot. I know that may sound cruel, but his disfiguring surgeries really frighten me, I feel sorry for him in that respect.

[JohnKleeb]

9. You think youre the only one scared by how michael jackson looks

The mugshot yes Ive seen it I believe. I didnt have nightmares like that when I was little but I know the feeling, hes pretty scary looking I dont blame ya, a lot of people seem to be freaked, I can tell you that sadly this is gonna be the news story for a while, I expect a lot of coverage.

[alfredo]

10. Go into the kitchen, heat up some milk and put a big glob of honey

in it. The calcium in the milk will relax you, and the honey will stimulate your seratonin (sp). If you don't want to heat up milk, just eat a big tablespoon of honey. It works. It is an old folk remedy that has been verified by modern researchers.

[Ediacara]

11. well that WOULD work

save for the fact I'm lactose intolerant, and that would probably keep me up in an entirely different way LOL

[JohnKleeb]

12. Damnit if I had gone to school today, I would have some info on

hypnosis, we could lol umm hynotize Jackson's image out of you, but I am kinda skeptical on it that is hyponsis.

[Ediacara]

14. I have been hypnotized before

and posthypnotic suggestion doesn't work well on me. Rest assured though, that hypnosis is a real phenomenon, and it's not exactly as it's portrayed in movies and stuff. In other words, the patient is not sleeping, but in a state of relaxation and mental focus, it's rather neat.

[JohnKleeb]

16. I know its not a sleeping state

I have my notes from Wednesday. Pyschology is a real interesting class, I am enjoying it. Oh I know its not how it is in pop culture references, I thought it was but I saw a video. Sorry I didnt know. Maybe this will work, yell to people to shut the hell about Jackson,

[bookman]

3. Same thing happens...

...everytime I turn my TV on.

[Guaranteed]

7. Dude, just stop watching the news channels.

Turn on Comedy Central, or one of the late night shows.

I'm deliberately staying away from the news channels as long as they're pushing this garbage.

[Ediacara]

8. I can't help it

the image is burned into my brain. It's even all over DU. It's inescapeable.

[Dogmudgeon]

13. So think about Britney

Not A Lizard, Not Yet A Human


--bkl
Oops! I Did It Again!

[JohnKleeb]

17. I am not that innocent

Oops I became a slimy creature again heh. Oh god, :puke:
You can do better than Brittany.

[dreissig]

15. It's Possible ...

It's possible ... that Michael Jackson is innocent.

[Ediacara]

18. I know it's possible

it's not the image of "molester" that bothers me, it's the image of "cosmetic surgery gone bad" that bothers me.

[JohnKleeb]

19. Thats what I think gets most people

I tell you that there are a lot more hidious people in the world than him, like me for instance heh, now I am just dissing myself. I've never had your problem but I do hope you can solve it.

[Paschall]

20. Which one?

He's had so many.