Damnit, I just know my cats are talking about me

[LynneSin]

Abbott and Evita have been having a conversation with each other for the past 10 minutes and I have no clue what they are telling each other but to be sure it's probably some plot against me.

Anyone else with chatty cats especially with each other?

[Sanity Claws]

1. Evita -- bad name

She probably thinks she should rule the house. Maybe you should remind them how useful you are. You can open doors. They can't. You can open up cans of tuna and cat food. They can't. You can buy toys for them. They don't have any money or credit cards. The list goes on.

[LynneSin]

2. Evita suits her well!!

She's a princess who came from humble means (she lived feral for probably about 3 years). And she definately rules over dumb but loveable Abbott!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Don't Meow For Me, Argentina....

[LynneSin]

7. Actually I think her version would be....

"Don't Meow For Me, Wilmington, DE"

She was a smalltown cat from the small village of Smyrna DE where she was lured (with a can of cat food in a cat trap) to the big city.

It's a common store told all too often!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. They pretend they don't talk to each other

but they pass notes when they think I'm not looking. They are most certainly plotting insurrection, once they have managed to grow opposable thumbs.

[LynneSin]

4. Makes you wonder what they do all day while I'm work

They're probably like that SNL skit about Reagan where in the public he's all loveable and goofy, but when the press left he suddenly became this superbrain

[TallahasseeGrannie]

6. and they will eat you if you die

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Indeed they will.

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdepradation.html

[LynneSin]

11. Thanks! I'm already not sleeping because of the bed bug article

from the NYTimes but now I have to worry about my cats eating me too.

[In_The_Wind]

8. I sorta know what you mean ...

My parrots were talking about me while I was trying to catch a nap!

[Throckmorton]

10. I did until I made stew out of them.

Now I can't keep the rats off of me.

[WindRavenX]

12. I hate it when cats sit down in front of me and mew

You KNOW they're saying something to you!

[LynneSin]

14. oh that's obvious - it's "FEED ME DAMNIT"

it's when they're in the other part of the room meowing to each other that should scare you!

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. MrG and Merlin Constantly talk about me, right in front of my face.

:(

[ProfessorGAC]

15. They Are. They Called Our Cats

Did you know your cats know how to make long distance calls? And tell them to stop trying to make collect calls to Clarisse or Greta.
The Professor