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The Sushi Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 05:09 AM
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If Bush doesn't pull out in time, will Iraq get pregnant??
that will mean we will be there for another 18 years!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 05:14 AM
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1. Ugh, don't make me ill with the thought of more Chimpy offspring
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 06:56 AM
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2. Bush will only do a DNA test if Iraq is pregnant with Freedom!
If it is pregnant with an endless insurgency, Bush will deny fatherhood.
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The Sushi Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 01:40 PM
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3. If Iraq gets pregnant and bush leaves will Laura know?
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 01:58 PM
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4. He'll probably make Iraq get an abortion
So Laura won't find out :evilgrin:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 03:27 PM
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8. Bush won't leave, but Laura will know.
:)
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lies and propaganda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 02:05 PM
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5. well, you see...Iraq is a boy
just the kinda country Bushie likes invading.
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Horus45 Donating Member (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 02:43 PM
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6. Severe penalties for early withdrawal
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 02:46 PM
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7. He is so short
that Iraq can use a bucket for him to stand on when they are doing the nasty. As soon as Georgy's eyes get big they can kick the bucket out from under him....instant birth control!
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 03:34 PM
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9. Big chuckle. Good one.
:hi: :) :)
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The Sushi Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 07:05 PM
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10. Mahalo!
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 02:46 PM
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11. Mahaloa.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 02:48 PM
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12. No he's shooting blanks...
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