"You f*****g answer me next time I ask you to kiss a fish"

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SLAP IN THE FACE WITH A WET FISH
Bizarre attack in park
By Tim Bugler

A MAN walking through a public park was left gobsmacked - after he was slapped on the face with a fish.

With smelly scales sticking to his reddening cheek, shocked Alan Binnie called cops after the bizarre assault by attacker David Evans.

Police arrested Evans nearby - but by that time the fish had vanished.

Prosecutor Neil MacGregor told Falkirk Sheriff Court that Mr Binnie was approached by Evans, who demanded:"Do you want to kiss my fish?"

Mr MacGregor said: "Mr Binnie made no reply and walked on.

"At this point, the accused said, 'You f*****g answer me next time I ask you to kiss a fish', and slapped him round the face with it."
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16397684&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=slap-in-the-face-with-a-wet-fish--name_page.html

[swimboy]

1. Kenneth, what is the frequency?!?!

:rofl: