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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:40 AM
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Tonight on FOX!! When Donkeys attack!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103724,00.html

How does one "conceal" a missile (or missileS) on a donkey?

Who knew they were so organized?

I guess instead of just bombing unused warehouses we have to start bombing unused stables, ya know to SEND THEM A MESSAGE :grr:

They should be pretty easy to identify and round up though (we've got that down pat)

Is Festus the ringleader?

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:42 AM
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1. I've attacked with my ass before...
...but that was more of a "chemical campaign". :P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:47 AM
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4. At least you opened the window
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:44 AM
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2. WMD: Weapons of Mule Destruction.
n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:47 AM
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3. Here's one of the culprits


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Melsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:59 AM
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5. I thought this was going to be a story about democrats
attacking the president
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:00 AM
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6. Me too
I thought it was about the Senate Democrats waking up. Or maybe a Howard Dean documentary.
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theorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:01 AM
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7. "Tonight on Hannitty and Unnamed Liberal"
"It is clear to all Americans that the Democrats are behind the string of missile attacks in Baghdad, since the new method of launching is from an ass--the party's mascot. Here to talk with us are Ed Gillespie head of the RNC and the second string third clown of the Barnum & Bailey circus Bonkers...."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:05 AM
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8. Hannity:"Ed (sticking chin out) How dispicable have the Dems become?"
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 10:37 AM
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9. Four legs good two legs bad!
:bounce:
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