No! Resist the urge!........but do CAPTION

[underpants]

Supposedly stone cold sober he is screwing everything up the last thing we need is him on a bender.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Dipshit! I wanted a Newcastle, not a Boddingtons!

[terrya]

2. Hey, I can serve myself! And a BIG mug, dammit!

[underpants]

3. Geez that would be like giving a thief the keys to the Treasury

:eyes:

[blondeatlast]

4. "If I pull this lever,

weapons of mass destruction WILL appear, I promise!"

[Scurrilous]

5. "From My Cold Dead Hands!"

n/t

[Dead_Parrot]

6. LOL... n/t

[illini]

7. Serving yourself is a punishable offense at my local bar.

Servicing yourself is another matter. :smoke:

[Catshrink]

8. Hey, I gotta get me one of these back at the ranch....

[BiggJawn]

9. "They have Texas Pride??? I didn't have to bring those 45 cases...

...I got stashed back on the plane? KEWL!"

[underpants]

11. Did the Bandit get here with the Coors yet?

:bounce:

[bushisanidiot]

10. "Okee Dokee! All Cameras Out of the Room.. NOW! Woo hoo!!"

he's not fooling anyone. americans are dying in iraq and afghanistan and he's having a cold one on vacation with poodle boy Tony.

what a WEAK "president"!

[underpants]

12. SO then I bravely took the controls and landed the plane on the carrier

:eyes:

[underpants]

13. It's been a while. Got the owner's manual?

:bounce:

[Aristus]

14. "They said Ah wuz too dumb ta work a leever. Ah'll show they-imm."

n/t

[woofless]

15. "God that feels good.

Kinda' reminds me of Unca' Dick during our 'quiet times' together."

[Aristus]

16. I just found myself wishing one of the patrons

would splish her beer in his ugly face. Now, THAT would be a caption op!

[wysimdnwyg]

17. Screw the glass!

I'll just stick my head under here!

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. LOL

:silly:

[underpants]

18. Afternoon Mr.Peterson........................................

Woody from Cheers

[Aristus]

19. "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"Let's talk about what's going IN Mr. Peterson!"

[underpants]

21. "What's shakin' Mr.Peterson?"

Two cheeks and a chin

How ya feeling Mr.Peterson?
Poor
Oh sorry to hear that
No I mean POUR!!!

[Zuni]

20. What do you mean you don't have Pabst on tap?

or 'Me and tony shouldn't have taken all those bong hits before we went to the bar'

[commander bunnypants]

23. Ah the good ole days

Now if I had a mirror, straw and some white stuff.....


DDQM

[Boot]

24. Tony, this is MY kind of remote control!

[onebigbadwulf]

25. "What happens in Europe stays in Europe right?"

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

26. Alright gimmee some warm beer and some

steak and liver pie in the sheep's stomach or whatever the crap is y'all eat over here.

[cosmicdot]

27. we start bombing in 5 minutes

i slikesh phallic schmbols ... mishshun ahcomplisited - hic

[Flaming Meaux]

28. Hey, this is fun!

Maybe after I get my ass kicked next year, I can come back and get a job pulling pints. Ay, Tonay, wot's the English word for 'drunk' again?

Tony: Uh, George, I think you'd better lay off the East End bit. It doesn't suit you.