'HUGE' Condom Maker Bringing Fun To Safe Sex

[matcom]

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- A new condom will let guys make a big first impression.

The brand name is "HUGE." The condoms aren't really any bigger than the standard variety, but they come in a slightly larger package with the HUGE brand name in big letters.

The company's Web site urges consumers to "dress to impress."

"HUGE condoms are designed to provide great protection, and are packaged to give a witty, clever edge to the product," Dexter Gabbard, founder of HUGE Brand Inc., said in a news release. "We believe in bringing fun to safe sex. Initial sales figures tell us that many men and women appreciate our enabling them to buy HUGE condoms."

The HUGE prophylactics will be available first in Florida, with a national rollout anticipated sometime next year.

They're currently for sale on the company's site for $2.49 for the three-pack Nightcap, $7.99 for the 12-pack Weekender and $14.99 for the 36-pack Extended Stay.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/5427059/detail.html

[SoCalDem]

1. And the freeper version .....HUGH condoms...

:)

[GOPisEvil]

2. ...a national ROLL-OUT anticipated sometime next year."

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Nightcap.... Weekender.... Extended Stay.....

:rofl: At the current rate around here the "Extended Stay" would keep us for about 3 years. ;)

[DS1]

4. Fun would be "Jimmy Hat" brand rubbers, but wow, talk about

letting idiots set themselves up for disappointment when the truth is unveiled :eyes:

They should make a geniunely big version called "substandard package" if they really want to surprise people

[sundog]

5. you don't need those to impress me matcom

:loveya: