Look folks-there is NO BABY PANDA it is all a big fake

[underpants]

I hate to be the bearer of this bad news but that s**t ain't real.

Since I have been home today and had a chance to watch it over and over there is no way that that isn't some mascot flunky from Iowa State or Wake Forest in a freakin' panda suit.

So I am supposed to believe that this bear comes in and out on schedule for "shows" everyday? Come ON!

I can see it now:

"Look Skippy you have been here since the first Gulf War, you never did get a degree, and hell you haven't even been going to class since Clinton's was impeached it is time you left"

Skippy skulks out of the bar into the bright sunlight dragging behind him his mascot head and decides to head to DC to make a deal with the Zoo.....and so on.

You all are so gullible.

[matcom]

1. Its a CONSPIRACY!!!

:tinfoilhat:

[underpants]

2. Look at him

LOOK AT HIM! you know that ain't real.

That's a fat little beer drinking mascot flunky.

LOOK AT HIM!

[matcom]

3. oh i know! *I* was offered the SAME GIG!

but Panda suits make me itchy and they wouldn't meet my celebrity demands x(

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME DAMMIT!

[underpants]

4. You coulda been somebody

Actually there is a joke in this somewhere about Pandas (the Intell. Design BS) and their being blackAND white and Freepers not sure which part to hate and which part to think is sent from Jeebus.... Ooh there it is.

[matcom]

6. the ass is white right?

:popcorn:

[underpants]

7. That doesn't matter

hell it could be a horse for all they care. :spank:

[matcom]

9. .

:rofl:

[underpants]

14. pssst

turns out Walt Starr is a panda
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5477289

[SoCalDem]

5. It's a DOG... a Japanese dog at that..

'Panda Dog' Newest Designer Canine



POSTED: 1:06 pm EST November 28, 2005

A dog in Japan with a new dye job pushes the 'mixed-breed' trend in the canine world to the limit.The poodle-Maltese cross was named "Columbo" by its owner features a black-and-white dye job fashioned after a panda bear.

Columbo, who is naturally white, was dyed using a special hair dye for dogs that lasts about a month.The Panda Dog could join a long list of suddenly trendy "designer dogs," pooches bred from different breeds that can fetch $1,000 a piece.The sudden popularity of the puggle, a dog bred from a pug and a beagle, started up the new craze and a long-running argument among animal lovers about mixing breeds and species.

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But mixing breeds and even species of animals is nothing new.

In the 19th century, breeders crossed cattle and bison to come up with the beefalo. The mule (a horse-donkey combo) has been around, too, for ages. Newer mixed-species breeds include the liger (lion-tiger mix) and zeedonk.

In Australia, owners are on a puggle waiting list, to the annoyance of one dog official."It's a mongrel with a huge price tag," Royal NSW Canine Council chairman Keith Irwin told a Sydney newspaper. "It's not deserving of the money people are paying."

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video
http://nbc10.feedroom.com/index.jsp?fr_story=a217a488dbc54a4dc744eb0cf5ae486de293dd0e%20

[underpants]

8. Oh GOD

I've said it before and I will say it again

STOP IMPORTING POP CULTURE FROM JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[matcom]

11. it's ass is black

i'm just sayin'

:hide:

[Hugin]

10. It's all done with mirrors and Computer Graphics...

Really... :eyes:

[underpants]

13. and scratch lottery tickets

I could explain it but trust me it is real complicated

[Misunderestimator]

12. I hear that he gets Equity scale.

[Debi]

15. Ahem....Iowa State Sucks. n/t

[LSK]

16. the REAL BABY PANDA:

[LynneSin]

17. I first saw the legs and thought (warning gross in side)

That was a really painful bowel movement!