What do you think Bush will do when he loses in 2004?

[ozymandius]

[LynneSin]

1. get ready for a trip to the world court

if we don't get him here in the United States

[xultar]

2. Go to Disney World n/t

[WillParkinson]

3. Damn!

Where's Hari Kari on the list?

[onebigbadwulf]

4. Go to war with Syria

and finish as much as PNAC as he can as a lame duck.

[onebigbadwulf]

5. Go to war with Syria

and finish as much as PNAC as he can as a lame duck.

[onebigbadwulf]

Go to war with Syria

and finish as much as PNAC as he can as a lame duck.

[onebigbadwulf]

Go to war with Syria

and finish as much as PNAC as he can as a lame duck.

[onebigbadwulf]

Go to war with Syria

and finish as much as PNAC as he can as a lame duck.

[onebigbadwulf]

6. Go to war with Syria

and finish as much as PNAC as he can as a lame duck.

[WillParkinson]

9. WHOA!

Major hiccup!

[onebigbadwulf]

23. Rofl

My bad!

[Maddy McCall]

7. What he won't do: Be a lecturer/professor at a university.

[LynneSin]

8. Yes he will - but at someplace like Bob Jones University

A real university won't consider him!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Crap - you were a few seconds quicker than I!

Great minds think alike, though!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. You never, he might - I bet Bob Jones University

and a few others would love to have him!

[felonious thunk]

12. Big time bender

he'll be found lying in the on the driveway at the Kennebunkport estate, with an empty bottle of Thunderbird.

[Sinistrous]

13. Given his contempt for American values and principles,

I would not be surprised if he declared or engineered some sort of "national emergency" and declared himself Ruler-for-Life, ala Duvalier or those noxious slugs in Myanmar.

[pearl]

16. Probably a couple of lines

of coke. :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. He'll definitely throw a big ass tantrum, make all sorts of bizarre

allegations, and the rightwing media will go apeshit.

Shrub might very well intentionally attempt to tank the country in the two months between the election and giving up his office.

I could see sending our troops into Syria, or some other mess, and leave it all for the democrat president to take care of.

You can be absolutely assured that the asshole, and his administration, will burn every record they can, hide the rest, or do whatever they can to comopletely cover their tracks everywhere.

And you can also be assured tht the transition from Shrub's whitehouse to the next president, there will be NO information passed on to the next president. It will be worse than the lack of cooperation Bush the First showed Clinton. This time, nothing will be passed from one administration to the next.

And of course, whatever evil Shrub does, will be blamed on the attitude, lack of patriotism,a nd untrustworthiness of the incoming president.

[progressiverealist]

15. Nuke N. Korea? Syria? Iran?

you just KNOW he wants to "light the fuse" on one of those suckers.

[Richardo]

17. Take the oath of office again -- just like when he lost in 2000...

:shrug:

[Zero Gravitas]

18. Sulk

With any luck he won't show up for the inauguration of the new President in Jan. 2005. Hopefully we'll never hear much about him after he leaves office and goes on permenant vacation.

[11 Bravo]

19. Send Mommy out to beat up the 50-60 million Americans...

who voted his worthless out of office and back to that Texas shithole he laughingly calls a "ranch".

on edit: typo

[BarbaRosa]

20. Head back to Crawford

and be president for life over pigs and sagebrush alike.

[ohiosmith]

21. Get drunk and beat up Laura.

[bif]

22. He'll quit drinking

Finally. And realize what a fuckin' mess he's made of the world.

[SheilaT]

24. You are, of course assuming

that there will actually be an election and that it won't be rigged in any way.

I just hope you're right.

[wtmusic]

25. He'll be a legend in his own shower

Surround himself with PNAC whiners and fade into oblivion.

[NoPasaran]

26. His head will spin around

He will shoot boiling nitric acid out of his ears. Eventually there'll be nothing left but a pile of evil-smelling slag,