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I have two!
I am a work at home mom of 3 kids all under 4 years old, and I work as an independent contractor for 3 companies working at home.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:01 PM
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1. Queen of the Shitheap. |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:02 PM
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5. Shitheap eh? That must be a royally shitty job! |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:03 PM
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7. It is, but I'm the QUEEN! |
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10. quite the stinky queen as well |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:02 PM
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2. Master Of The Fucking Universe |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:03 PM
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6. Whoa! Can you raise my pay rate? :) |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:09 PM
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I sort of embellished that claim, a little bit.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:02 PM
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32. It leaves the job description rather flexible. |
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all the non-glory jobs and Supervisor of Histology
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:08 PM
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12. Isnt histology along the lines of pathology? |
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I'd love to do that!! Seems really interesting considering I love chemistry and the biologies.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:57 PM
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techs who work most closely with the Pathologists. We call our selves "The Art of Science". We cut tissue and develop stains to bring out morph aspects of the tissue. If you would like to know more you can go to NHS.org or ASCP.org for more info. We'd love to see more Histotechs!!! I love my job.
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Wed Nov-30-05 08:05 PM
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27. My wife supervises my tology. |
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:11 PM
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62. I am a histology technologist, |
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But I only supervise myself.
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:19 PM
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Supervisor, get more $. But for real, Hello friend.
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:29 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:41 PM
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coming to Texas, the THS will give you a warm welcome.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:03 PM
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:07 PM
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11. environmental specialist nt |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:09 PM
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13. used to be Webmaster, now its EDI Coordinator |
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Whatever you call me, I work in IT, I'm bored to fvck but I get decent pay and good benefits.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:15 PM
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16. I have a comp sci degree and tried like mad to get into an IT job.. |
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I just dont have the 'programming' they want. I cant program anything. I'm lucky I can make a batch file :rofl:
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:17 PM
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18. the previous edi coordinator had no programming skills |
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And we are still recovering from that! :banghead:
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Wed Nov-30-05 09:36 PM
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My title is "Senior z/OS Systems Programmer". That means I get good pay and benefits, but alas, I am bored SHITLESS!
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Wed Nov-30-05 10:36 PM
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Our company might be looking for someone. In Chicagoland thou.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:09 PM
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14. acquisition specialist in federally oppressed goods and services. |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:17 PM
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20. MAster of my Domain.... |
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Wed Nov-30-05 08:40 PM
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33. yeah, until you hit the shower! n/t |
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:21 PM
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21. Since retirement, I am The Turner-Offer. |
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I shudder to think about the money we blew on electricity during my working years. I was an airline pilot, gone for a week or two at a time.
Now I am home, 24-7. Periodically I make a pass through the house, turning off lights and TV sets.
I have spoken to Miz t. about this, several times. I have explained, very patiently, how we waste money when a light or TV set is left on when no one is in the room.
She ALWAYS promises to do better. And she does. For perhaps a day. "I only went out for a minute to get the mail and then I saw that I needed to rake some leaves in the front yard and I'd left the rake right there so I started raking leaves and I FORGOT that the TV and 4 lights were on. Jeez, give me a break."
Life is too short, and she has other much appreciated qualities. She doesn't deserve the hassle. And I have the time on my hands. So I continue the patrols. :-)
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58. There are no other turner-offers? |
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Am I alone in this crusade? :-(
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84. No -- I'm the person who causes you grief. I leave everything on. |
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Every once in a while, my husband says something, but he pretty much just lets it slide like you do with your wife.
I try to be good, but it's so hard... :(
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:22 PM
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22. Multilingual Specialty Editor |
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Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 07:22 PM by malta blue
I translate...imagine that.
on edit: spelling...jeez.
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Wed Nov-30-05 07:44 PM
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23. Certified Nursing Assistant |
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25. I'm either The Game, or The Whole F'ing Show |
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Actually head RN for a staff of lasik surgeons... still a PEON! :P
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Wed Nov-30-05 08:35 PM
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30. Loss Mitigation Specialist. |
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I gather financial information of people who are delinquent on their mortgage to see if they can afford a plan to bring them current. I'm basically HUD's BITCH. :evilgrin: Duckie
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Wed Nov-30-05 08:39 PM
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31. Maybe you can help me with that |
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See, I used the title Legal Assistant at my last job, now I work for my husband who is a sole-practicioner and I'm his Legal Assistant/Secretary/Receptionist/Bookkeeper/you name it.
So, other than Honey or Dear, which is what he calls me, what is my title?
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Wed Nov-30-05 08:42 PM
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35. News section guru, general guru & Tome team member. |
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Wed Nov-30-05 08:42 PM
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but they let me make my business cards, so I almost put "fixer of problems big and small" since that's what I do...unfortunately, that didn't fit :(
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Wed Nov-30-05 09:06 PM
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37. The All Being, Master of Time Space and Dimension |
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Also known as Director of I.T.
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Wed Nov-30-05 09:30 PM
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38. legislative assistant |
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Wed Nov-30-05 09:31 PM
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39. Whatever I want it to be. |
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I own the company, so I get to make the rules.
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Wed Nov-30-05 09:37 PM
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"Librarians are the secret masters of the universe. They control information. Don't piss one off." - Spider Robinson.
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Wed Nov-30-05 09:38 PM
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42. Vice President, Research and Development. |
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43. Mom. Chief cook and bottle washer. |
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You know the drill.
I can call myself a writer all I like - and it's true in a technical sense - but until I get published, I won't consider it my job title.
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Wed Nov-30-05 10:02 PM
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45. Assistant Supervisor of Fire Prevention |
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I assist the Fire Marshall in enforcing the Massachusetts state fire code in our fair city. Our job is getting more attention now since the Station nightclub fire. I supervise 7 inspectors who ensure the safety of everything from schools to the 4th of July fireworks.
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I copy edit 10 outdoors magazines monthly.
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I was bucking for Minister of Information Architecture, but it wouldn't fit on the business card ;-)
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51. I am a self-employed legal transcriptionist. |
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But my plan is to also become a self-employed free-lance nature photographer so we can write off the new Canon D20 and lenses my sweet husband just bought me. Anybody want to buy a beautiful custom photo of Alaska? I'm taking orders -- just tell me what you want. :)
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:14 PM
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Technically "Liquor Department Manager" but I prefer Boozegirl. I wish I could talk management into letting me put that on my name badge.
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:18 PM
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54. Substitute Teacher...:) |
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and i belive this is post 1,000 for me...:) yay!...:)
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Thu Dec-01-05 09:56 PM
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76. Congratulations on post 1000, petersond! |
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:20 PM
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56. I am a volunteer disability advocate |
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Ironicly i dont get paid because i am on disability.
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57. Hey if you dont mind, can I PM you a question on disability? |
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59. NP I usually work with parkinsons but hopefully i can point you in the |
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I guess it is like a job.
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or, in lighter moments, Management's worst nightmare.
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:17 PM
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64. Consultant/Graphic Design |
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I work for a large human resources consulting firm, in our Communication practice. I do design and layout of various employee benefits materials, proofreading, editing, etc.
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:19 PM
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65. Christian /Wife/Mom /Grandma/Liberal/Human Resource Training Specialist |
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:33 PM
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And Bad Mutha-Shut-Yo-Mouf
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:35 PM
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69. Dad, Husband, Student, Account Manager. |
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Well the last one is what I tell the public because they want to speak to a supervisor - the company I work for directs the call to a pseudo-supervisor first (i.e. me) - and it's easier to tell them I am an account manager rather than a service representative which is my official title.
As for Dad, Husband and Student... those are non-paying titles and are legit.
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:42 PM
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71. Director of something... |
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it'll come to me.
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to three sons, the oldest is 3 and the twins are 17 months.
I was a Special Ed teacher before staying home with the kids. Before that I worked at Head Start as a Social Worker for five years.
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73. I have three: Deputy editor, Production editor, and Contributor. |
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Thu Dec-01-05 08:27 PM
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74. Babysitter of People Who Ought to Know Better |
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Okay not really, but in TruthInAdvertising world, it would be.
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But on Wednesdays they call me 'Slave.'
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77. Predoctoral Research Fellow, Stay-at-home Mom |
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I'm currently, also, "Supreme Bowling Champion of the Whole Wide World," after a recent spar at the lanes. (I scored 112).
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78. Senior Account Executive. |
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79. 1. Rehabilitation Specialist 2. Awake Overnight Counselor |
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80. the best title of all... |
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82. Interviewer, aka Tele-Pesterer |
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85. Director, Engineering Sales |
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87. Officially, my job title is newsletter/online editor |
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I'm also a full-time college junior, majoring in creative writing. I'm also an independent contractor, teaching creative writing classes to adults through the community education department of a local school district.
Oh, and I have three kids between the ages of 3-8. So "insanely fucking busy woman" would probably incorporate all of my various roles quite well. ;-)
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