Well, my girlfriend's gone.

[Robb]

For a whole two weeks! :D

Also took the teenager with...I'm a swingin' bachelor until like the 12th! :bounce:

Sure, I miss them and all. But what to do?!? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Hugin]

1. Eat crackers in bed...

For starters.

[Robb]

3. Who's crackers?!?

...or, less likely to be locked: Whose crackers? :D

[Hugin]

6. Animal crackers.

They are pretty tasty.

[lizziegrace]

2. I don't think you'll have any trouble

from the looks of your post :bounce: :bounce:

:)

[kedrys]

4. Drink milk out of the carton

and dance around the house in your underwear. Standard operating procedure in those cases. :D

[Robb]

5. Yeah, but SHE does that

Not so much the underwear thing, but the milk carton. I think because she knows it drives me batty. Battier. :P

[ForrestGump]

7. His girlfriend's gone and there's gonna be trouble

Hey-la, hey-la, his girlfriend's gone

He's got two weeks to turn the garden into rubble

Hey-la, hey-la, his girlfriend's gone

A catastrophe on a par with the Hubble

Hey-la, hey-la, his girlfriend's gone

If he eats his gum he can blow a great big bubble

Hey-la, hey-la, his girlfriend's gone




Hey, give me a break: it's 6:20 AM and I haven't gone to sleep yet. I bet that all the great composers -- Mozart, Lennon, J-Lo -- have had songwriter's block before...

[hfojvt]

15. I thought it was hilarious

but I'm just a GG (Gump Groupie) :loveya:
in a totally hetero way of co.... hey, my drink tastes funny

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Toilet seat -up!

:D

[Patiod]

9. Bathroom door -- Open!

Or, as Homer would say "I'm peeing with the bathroom door open, and I'm LOVING it!"

[ForrestGump]

11. And no more asking for directions

A real man can tell where he's going, even if he doesn't know where he's been, just by the lingering scent of the migrating wooly mammoth in the crisp air of the tundra...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. Sell her stuff on eBay.

And buy an XBox 360 with it. :D

[wildhorses]

12. if you can find one...

[Lochloosa]

13. Miss the toilet...

[kick-ass-bob]

14. post polls like they are going out of style.

[dpbrown]

16. matcom has an idea

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4378545