RetroLounge
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:02 PM
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how many girls would a guy let massage them.... |
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I think 2 is the optimum number...
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:05 PM
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1. I'm holding out for the 72 |
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:08 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:15 PM
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10. they're not masseuses, they're virgins. |
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What's the point of that?
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Fri Dec-02-05 12:13 AM
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11. Everyone has to start somewhere |
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:05 PM
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2. I'm not sure whether the paddle smiley or a "hmm..." and a raised eyebrow |
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would be more appropriate here...
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:50 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:06 PM
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3. Just one if he knows what's good for him |
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
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5. I am missing the massage here. |
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I had this girl offer to give me a massage once and I turned it down with extreme prejudice. I think that is probably the worst remedy possible for sexual frustration. Much like trying to put out a fire with lighter fluid.
OTOH, there is probably something to be said for a good massage, but it was not like she was a professional. Once I was lying on the floor in her apartment when she sat down and started working on my shoulders. I tried to enjoy it for a couple minutes before I finally had to ask "is this supposed to hurt like hell?" Maybe I am just too tense.
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:15 PM
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7. Yeah, it's supposed to hurt... |
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...if you've got a lot of tension or haven't had a massage in a long time. Supposedly, it's due to "toxins" being released. As I've told a couple of masseuses, "It hurts, but it needed to happen."
If you didn't feel better for the next few days, though, maybe it just plain hurt.
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:14 PM
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I mean, you know...so many muscles need the deep rubbin lovin...
Never mind. I'll slap myself.
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