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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:02 PM
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how many girls would a guy let massage them....
I think 2 is the optimum number...

:evilgrin:

RL

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:05 PM
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1. I'm holding out for the 72
that the Koran promises.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:08 PM
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8. Not a bad idea...
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:15 PM
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10. they're not masseuses, they're virgins.
What's the point of that?

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 12:13 AM
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11. Everyone has to start somewhere
:D
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:05 PM
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2. I'm not sure whether the paddle smiley or a "hmm..." and a raised eyebrow
would be more appropriate here...

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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:50 PM
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6. Probably both
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:06 PM
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3. Just one if he knows what's good for him
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:09 PM
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4. As many as possible.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 02:14 PM
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5. I am missing the massage here.
I had this girl offer to give me a massage once and I turned it down with extreme prejudice. I think that is probably the worst remedy possible for sexual frustration. Much like trying to put out a fire with lighter fluid.

OTOH, there is probably something to be said for a good massage, but it was not like she was a professional. Once I was lying on the floor in her apartment when she sat down and started working on my shoulders. I tried to enjoy it for a couple minutes before I finally had to ask "is this supposed to hurt like hell?" Maybe I am just too tense.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:15 PM
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7. Yeah, it's supposed to hurt...
...if you've got a lot of tension or haven't had a massage in a long time. Supposedly, it's due to "toxins" being released. As I've told a couple of masseuses, "It hurts, but it needed to happen."

If you didn't feel better for the next few days, though, maybe it just plain hurt.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:14 PM
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9. Massage them...how?
I mean, you know...so many muscles need the deep rubbin lovin...

Never mind. I'll slap myself.
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