Hear that? That's the sound of Karma kicking your fat ass.

[CanuckAmok]

So I'm just finishing up with this movie I've been working on. The producer is a lying, arrogant prick who no doubt assumes his farts smell like fresh-baked cinnamon buns, but he went back home today, so all is good.

Almost.

He's a cheap motherfucker (most guys who drive new BMW 540s and live in million-plus dollar homes are), and he stiffed me for my cell charges, and my boss for rental charges on some equipment. He just basically said "sorry, there's no money, so I'm not going to pay you".

Of course there's no money. There never is. But there's always enough to take him, the Transport Coordinator (another jackass) and the two skanky hair/makup artists to some stripjoint. There's always enough to buy not one but two new BMWs for him and his wife. There's always enought to put him and his family up at a $2500 per week townhouse instead of a hotel.

So after dropping that bomb, he walked out of the office and straight to his new 540i (with his spoiled brats in-tow).

About two minutes later, he comes charging back into the office, interrupting a discussion by the ten of us left in the office, about what a cheap bastard this guy is.

"Does anyone have any fucking jumper cables?!" He cries.

"NO!", was the syncronous reply. He stormed out.

Of course, we all have jumper cables; we're real people living in the real world.

Have fun waiting for the Auto Club on the day of the first snowfall of the year, fuckstick!

[TK421]

1. Revenge is a beautiful thing,indeed

[MrScorpio]

2. That should be the movie

And you should write it

Make it as black a comedy as you can make it, ala the Stunt Man

[flvegan]

3. I'm proud of you guys.

True hatred would've been to do this:

1. Say, "yes, I have cables."
2. Go out, open hoods to both cars;
3. Hook up his battery, both terminals, positive and negative;
4. Stand back, and with other ends at arms length...
5. Touch other positive/negative clamps together.

Woulda needed more than AAA to get going again.

Good for you, though!!!!

[Fenris]

4. You could have capped it off with a "Merry Christmas!"

:D

[WCGreen]

5. Jumper cables fuck????

[CanuckAmok]

6. yes but, alas, without reproducing.

...

[WCGreen]

7. They practice Safe Jumping....