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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:20 PM
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My farts smell like Krispy Kreme donuts...what do yours smell like?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:21 PM
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1. Mmmmm....what flavor?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:22 PM
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2. Let's go with glazed cruller
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:25 PM
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5. Mine smell like a fresh baked apple pie
But it comes close to an apple donut
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:30 PM
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7. Like a bakery up in here
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 07:30 PM by MrScorpio
By the way, it's hot apple pie with whipped creme in the Scorpio house tonight.

I'll be thinking of you!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:23 PM
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3. Tuong ot Sriracha
'nough said.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:24 PM
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4. Spicy fart?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:26 PM
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6. Painfully so.
They say chili sauce is good for our memory (you always remember that you had it) but bad for your nails (as you claw your way out of the bathroom stall).
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:48 PM
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8. Lilacs
And my shit don't stink, either.
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:50 PM
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9. Odor? But they sound like a howitzer!
Especially after a good kielbasa.

:nuke:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 07:52 PM
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10. Like a pine forest in the morning
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 07:53 PM by Canuckistanian
With subtle hints of gardenia and asa foetida. Well, more of the latter.
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 08:24 PM
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11. locking
No bodily function threads
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