"I could conquer the world if..." (Add Your Own)

[MrScorpio]

I could patent and market a surefire training technique to get dogs to use a litter box.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. if I felt like it.

Thankfully for the world, I have a high moral standard and realize that, no matter how well I could run things, it wrong to have a tyrant/dictator.

[Draill]

2. Everyone would admit that I know what's best. : )

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. George Fucking Bush would get outta my way,

the puppet!

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

4. If I could just coat everything with a frictionless surface

And I possessed the only pair of special friction shoes. Yes, you'd all be on the ground, helpless as newborn babes as I walked around, doing what I please. And my evil plan will someday succeed!

[SofaKingLiberal]

5. I could kill 6 billion people in their sleep. n/t

[bridgit]

6. IF i had a big enough lever & somewhere to stand...

:hippie:

[mwooldri]

7. I retrieved Saddam Hussein's Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Only problem in that is I bet Bush's Army would descend upon Greensboro, NC in no time at all! I guess we could have a Democratic Republic of North Carolina in no time at all then... ehe.

[Aristus]

8. I could have conquered the world, but I had women in my life.

;-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I've already done it.

I'm just not telling anybody.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. If I Ever Let That Dark Voice In My Head Ever Completely Take Me Over

May God bless us all if that ever happens :evilgrin:

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

11. it weren't for those meddling kids.

[MiniMandaRuth]

12. I could conquer the world if...

MY LEGS WEREN'T SO FREAKING SHORT.

:grr: :grr: :grr:

WHAT GLOBAL SUPERPOWER/ BILLIONAIRE/ SOMETHING ELSE WANTS TO LISTEN TO A GIRL WHO'SE THREATENING YOU WITH DIABOLICAL BUNNIES WHEN HER LEGS ARE FRGGIN' STUMPS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlienGirl]

13. If I weren't so busy keeping my friends from conquering it...

:rofl:

[LSK]

14. if i can get away from the lounge long enough to do it

[dcfirefighter]

15. it weren't for whiskey.

At least according to the joke.

[ForrestGump]

16. I had a big enough

nuclear arsenal.

[Strong Atheist]

17. I have honestly never understood this desire

to conquer the world :wtf: I have enough trouble running my own life, much less managing hundreds or thousands of others ...:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

18. Chicks dig it

Or so I've heard.

Good enough for me.








As usual, the irony is implied...this is just in case it's not implied by whatever the hell I just wrote, because I'm in extreme sleep deprivation and no longer understand the English language. Except for whatever I just wrote down here -- I understood it at the time of typing but now I cannot read it. Live long and perspire prosper.

[Strong Atheist]

20. Ah. I notice that your posts

revolve around "chicks". Thats cool.

[Taxloss]

19. ... I could just get out of this strait-jacket. n/t