Which Christmas songs make you want to beat someone with a shovel?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Right now it would have to be "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" or that godawful Beach Boys Christmas song.

[leftstreet]

1. Anything by those "chipmunks"

To (grossly) paraphrase Hunter Thompson: If the Nazi's had won the war, they'd be piping it through our malls.

[drhilarius]

2. "Grandma Got Ranover by a Reindeer"...

I'm building to a psychotic frenzy just thinking about it.

[newyawker99]

8. I agree drhilarius. I hate that song.

:puke:

[Archae]

24. You both should hear what "Da Yoopers" did to it.

"Grampa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck." :rofl:

[raccoon]

25. I can't stand that one either. nt

[asthmaticeog]

3. Um, all of them?

Oh, except for "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues and "Father Christmas" by the Kinks. Those are acceptable. All others must die.

[hfojvt]

5. What about

The twelve pains of Christmas?

[Blue Gardener]

13. Try Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Not your typical Christmas music.

[Clintmax]

18. LOL! I just posted the same thing.

Didn't see your post before I suggested the same thing.

[XemaSab]

4. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

that song blows goats.

[Err]

6. "Pretty Paper"

[last_texas_dem]

7. Definitely "Santa Baby"

That's the only one I can think of at the moment. I actually like most Xmas songs, though by the last couple weeks before Xmas I'm usually lunging for the radio dial to change the station if I hear one beginning. They start playing them too early and too frequently these days.

[REP]

9. "Little Drummer Boy" and "White Christmas"

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrgh:puke:

[terrya]

10. Dupe

[terrya]

11. The dogs barking to "Jingle Bells"

That one actually makes me want to kill.

[MissHoneychurch]

12. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

played by strange plastic Christmas trees or Santa Clauses :scared:

[blondeatlast]

22. Any played by weirdly animated products or holiday lights.

The same people who would have a repetitively programmed, motion detector Santa greet you at the door will probably slam the door in your face if you get past it.

The whole thing is creepy.

[0007]

14. Very hip crowd here, and I thought I was the only one that hated

these xmas songs. Everyone mentioned, I could agree with.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

15. the one about the Christmas Shoes....

Fucking Spare me!

[Clintmax]

16. Here's a suggestion:

For those of you who want to beat someone with a shovel for christmas music...listen to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra albumns! They are amazing!

If you have Rhapsody (and you should), they are available, and you can listen to them anytime!

[mikeytherat]

17. Anything by Mannheim Steamroller

Worst. "Music." Ever.

mikey_the_rat

[AirmensMom]

21. Absolutely, mikeytherat!

Why is that junk so popular? :puke:

[supernova]

19. A lot of 50s songs

They are not aging well. Too repetitious.

I don't mind carols, except for Do You Hear What I Hear! :puke: and Little Drummer Boy.... though I make an exception for David Bowie.

[xchrom]

20. i always wanna beat someone with a shovel --

put me in a department store with -- ''do you hear what i hear..'' or
''jingle bell rock'' -- and i wanna brain everyone i see.

[Redstone]

23. Pretty much all of them.

Why can't anyone write any new ones?

And, by the way, I'm astonished that the fundies haven't tried to ban "The Little Drummer Boy." All those lyrics about rump-pumping...

Redstone