My favorite Christmas song.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn:


(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
-Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
-Okay!
Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
-OKAY!!!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Simon.
-Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!
-OKAY.)

Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-
Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.
Simon will you cut that out? Boys...)

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. I like this version better

The Twisted Chipmunk Song

(Parody of The Chipmunk Song by The Chipmunks)

”All right you chipmunks, ready to sing your new song?”
“I’ll say we are. Let’s get this over with.’
“Okay Squeaky?”
”Okay.”
”Okay Thagadore?”
”Okay.”
”Okay Melvin? Melvin?MEEEELLLLVVVVIIIIINNNNN!!!!!! “
”Relax old man, Jesus!”

Christmas chipmunks sing each year
Squeaky rodents hurt your ears
We’ll sing bad till Christmas past
Hurry Christmas pass real fast
We’re a pain to listen to
Been around since ‘62
You could hardly stand us then
Now here we come again
Ah boys excuse me
Hold it, look you guys
You can hardly stand to hear
Three weasels every year

”All right, you know that’s not how it goes boys.”
“Ah, that’s how it goes now, pops”
”Lets cool it with the ad-libbing and give it one more try.”
“I’m sorry, who’s the artist here?”
“You know you guys could all be used in shampoo testing.”
“What would you know about shampoo?
” Nice rug.”
“Oh yeah, that looks real.”
“I tell you Melvin, I got a friend in the research lab that would pay top dollar for a gerbil like you.”
“Could he get me some Viagra?”
“You want an ear growing out of your back pal?”
“You wouldn’t dare”
“Let’s shake and bake man”
“You want me to let the cat in here.”
“I’ll do it.”
“I’ve been wanting to do it for years”
“That’s impressive”
“That goes for all of ya!”
“That’s it, I’m going to fire up the barbeque”
“Oooooh
Ariva derci Melvin
You little jerk

Video here: http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/chipmunkvid.asp

[leftstreet]

2. You are SO toast!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. This one I actually like.

"Christmas Song" by Jethro Tull.



Once in Royal David's City stood a lonely cattle shed,
where a mother held her baby.
You'd do well to remember the things He later said.
When you're stuffing yourselves at the Christmas parties,
you'll just laugh when I tell you to take a running jump.
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

So how can you laugh when your own mother's hungry,
and how can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
remember, if you wish, this is just a Christmas song.

(Hey! Santa! Pass us that bottle, will you?)

[SeattleGirl]

4. Oh, I love that song!

It's on a Christmas songs tape a friend made me about 23 years ago. Have to listen to it every Christmas season!

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. Well as long as we're talking Jethro Tull....

Aquaclaus

(Parody of Aqualung by Jethro Tull)


Sitting in a department store
Bribing little kids with peppermint
Sweat on his bulbous nose
Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes
Hey, Santa Claus
Steaming like a roast duck
Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
Hey, Santa Claus

Do what you’re told and mind your dad and mommy
And I’ll put a little puppy ‘neath your tree
Santa Claus my friend
Did you think this job was easy?
You poor old sod,
You jolly S.O.B.

In the first week of December
They’ll come to crush his knees
When the kids are tugging upon his beard,
He screams in agony
Schnapps’ll stick on his dog breath
His belly’s big and round
And he’ll dress up like a rabbit in the spring
Ho ho ho ho

Fa la la la
Fa la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la
Fa la la la

Sitting in a Wal-mart
Giving out canes of peppermint
Spitting out his ho ho ho’s
Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes
Hey Santa Claus
Dying in that hot suit
Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus

[benny05]

8. How funny!

It also could fit to "thick as a brick" music...:hippie:

[NMMNG]

5. Screw the Chipmunks, here's a *real* Christmas classic!

Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Checkbook now has nothing in it.
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Drive to K-Mart on his holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Tamper with their muzak system
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Trade something for Twisted Sister
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.
Wreck the pet store, do some damage
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Send the beagles on a rampage
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Acting in an uncouth manner
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Drop your pants and moon at Santa
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. YES!! Twisted Christmas RULES!!

Listen to Twisted Christmas streaming radio here:
http://www.twistedtunes.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp

[benny05]

9. The Waitresses

Followed by funnies, such as the Mackinzie Brothers. But overall, I still like traditional stuff. I thought Karen Carpenter did a great job with Xmas songs. But I like oldies more than newbies' versions.