LOL!

[Shell Beau]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED

[Hugin]

1. Got that correct...

LOL!

[kick-ass-bob]

2. Hey! I work for the govt.

:P

[In_The_Wind]

3. ummm ...

politicians will screw ya every time ya let 'em ...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Well, you've summed me up quite nicely I think.

:evilgrin: Well, not really, but I still found it funny.

[bigwillq]

4. That's a good one!

:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. stamp collector . . . God, I miss him!

took me a minute, but :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

7. Hahaha! I know...

:rofl: