I have a massive cold and am high on Nyquil...

[kyrasdad]

Should I...

[MissMillie]

1. Hot and Sour soup

is also good for a head-cold.

[FunBobbyMucha]

2. "NyQuil...Capital N, small y, Big Fuckin' Q!

It says on the bottle 'Do not operate heavy machinery.' It oughta say 'Don't make any fuckin' plans, okay?"

Special DU No-Prize to the first person to cite who that quote is from.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Denis Leary.

:-)

[Westegg]

3. Hello? I'd like to order some loupy soup?

Call take-out, for God's sake. You'd have to wait FOREVER for your mom to fashion a proper soup. The stewing of the hen takes at least four hours, just for starters. Just for the broth. Not only that, but drink half a pint of scotch, and then start posting again. We need more loosey-goosey kids on the airwaves here.

Oh---But only if you're 21. I would never sanction underaged drinking. That's just wrong. And illegal.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Step by step...

1. Open can of chicken soup (you DO keep an emergency can of chicken soup around, don't you?).
2. Heat soup, per directions.
3. Eat soup.
4. Take NyQuil (in gelcap form - the liquid is nasty)
5. Get into bed, under the covers.
6. Sleep and sweat.

You'll wake up feeling better.

[Drifter]

6. NyQuil ...

The Nighttime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffy Head, Fever, so you can ... wake up on the cold bathroom floor medicine.

- Some comedian

Cheers
Drifter