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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:01 PM
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Man-Bashing Punching Bag
Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 02:07 PM by redqueen
http://wishingfish.com/manpunchbag.html

Yoga class takes care of most of your stress and tension; girls' martini nights and the occasional chocolate binge can usually handle the rest. But sometimes Dude just makes you want to get downright violent! That's when you need this inflatable punching bag with a generic male likeness printed on front and back. Give him a right hook, a left hook, then a good kick to the rear! Repeat until satisfied. If you want to focus your anger on a specific manly nemesis, slide a snapshot of the offender into the plastic face pouch. Then follow the helpful notes and arrows on the bag: "punch him here!", "knee him here!", and "kick him here!". The bottom of the bag is weighted so you won't send it flying. The best part: when you're done giving Monster Man a virtual beat-down, you'll feel a lot better -- and he won't even know what hit him!


Funny or scary?

(full disclosure: I thought it was funny)
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:05 PM
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1. "What? You want a picture of me?"
"Aw! How sweet!" :D
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:23 PM
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2. I'm scared.
:scared::cry::scared:
This thread made baby Jesus cry
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:54 PM
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3. I really thought this would be an incindiary topic.
I mean, what if someone made a woman-bashing punching bag for guys?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:57 PM
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4. you want it to heat up? Here:
Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 02:57 PM by kick-ass-bob
:hide:

because men don't need to beat on blow-up women dolls, they can just beat up on the women themselves, whereas women can only beat up a man if he IS a blow up doll.

There. Don your flame suit. I'm leaving for the day. :D

:hide:

:7

:yoiks:













(And you KNOW I don't believe this for a second!)
still :hide: ing
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:59 PM
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6. pfff!
Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 02:59 PM by redqueen
Women do beat men up ... the men are just to afraid of looking weak to tell on them! (Or they're "in love with" their abusers. x()
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 02:58 PM
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5. I'll provide the
:popcorn:

there's enough for everybody.

:popcorn:
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