3 Things I Have Learned About DU MenThis Week:

[Texasgal]

:bounce:

1.) Matcom is a PIG!!

:popcorn:

2.) DS1 is a PIG!!

:popcorn:

3.) Taverner is a PIG!!

:popcorn:










:P

:hide:

[matcom]

1. YES!!

that is EXCELLENT! :bounce:

:rofl:

on edit: you forgot. Tim Russert throws like a girl

[Texasgal]

5. I also forgot

That you NEVER bread chicken with CORNFLAKES!!!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

2. No, that is one thing about 3 DU men

:P

[DS1]

3. oink oink, baby

come 'n get your chops

[LSK]

4. cool, im not a pig!

Now wheres my porn collection? Ms December is hot! :evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

7. You can be quickly ADDED!

:P

[LSK]

8. but that would make it 4 things and then it looses the effect

Damn, look at those hooters!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4383941

[Lochloosa]

10. neither am I....here you can borrow mine....just dont'

make the pages stick.!

[southlandshari]

6. Now THAT

is a terrible insult to pigs everywhere!

;)

[Texasgal]

12. ROFL!!!!

POOR PIGGYS!!!


LOOK! It's the THREE lil' PIGS!!!

SUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[DS1]

14. Notice the evolved skirt-lifting nose attachment

:-)

[southlandshari]

20. Crap.

How do you guys always manage to say things that horrify and amuse the hell out of me at the same time?

:spray:

:hide:

[MrScorpio]

9. What about me, Sugar Plum?

Just curious

[Texasgal]

15. You know what... you are soooo right!!!

Gosh...SO MANY PIGS ON DU!!! What to do...what to do.... :P

[TK421]

11. I haven't done anything piggish here, have I?

[Texasgal]

17. I dunno...

LADIES? Has this TK421 done anything "piggish"? :rofl:

[nini]

13. but they're loveable pigs

:D

[redqueen]

16. ... but they're so cute!

:loveya:

[khashka]

18. True, true and true

Of course, some of us men are quite nice. However, that third option "Taverner is a pig" has me thinking that bestiality might not be a bad thing...

Khash.

[redqueen]

21. !

:rofl:

[tjwmason]

38. I'm shocked - you perving over Taverner

You'd never catch me doing such a thing.

Why is my nose growing so long? :shrug:

[khashka]

44. Oh, baby, modesty does not become you

If I remember rightly you started the perving over Taverner thang.

(Think he'd go for a threesome? Maybe a foursome since you and I pretty much promised shari a night to remember.)

Khash.

[Tari]

19. Re: matcom, a few other things: a dog in a bikini makes him hot,

he worships Thomas Kinkade & has erected a shrine (& probably something else) in his home in honor of the Painter of Light, accessorized by the star of Gregory Peck, and he wouldn't make a good Furry because the panda suit makes him itch.

[ismnotwasm]

22. Oh, are they men?

Oops. I was under a different impression.:blush:
I glad I got that cleared up. Now about the pig part, I dunno. Pigs are pretty cool

[GOPisEvil]

23. You learned that just this week?

:D

[matcom]

24. she's a little slow

:D

:hide:

[Texasgal]

25. HEY!

Bite my TACO...YOU PIGLET!!!! :P

[matcom]

27. HA!

my pleasure :D

[GOPisEvil]

28. Bwahahahahahaha!

Yeah, but she's a good skirt.

:hide:

[matcom]

29. .

:rofl:

never forget the first time i said that to misunderestimator :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

33. That's my favorite piggy remark!

:rofl:

[Texasgal]

30. Awwww.... MAN... NO...

Not YOU TOO! :cry:

Damn... you've gone to the PIGS!!! :cry:


:P

[GOPisEvil]

32. I stayed at matcom's house and ate his food.

It infected me, I tells ya! :P

[Taverner]

26. Oink oink

Top or bottom? :evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

31. Up yours...

PIG!!!! :P

[Taverner]

34. MMmm generally I don't do that on the first time

But for you --- I make BEEEEG exception!

[ProfessorGAC]

35. You Just Learned That This Week?

Geez, that was common knowledge years ago!
The Professor

[matcom]

36. thank you Professor

you better get to lernin' these kiddies better :P :hi:

[ProfessorGAC]

37. Just Stickin' Up For Ya, Mat

The Professor

[Shell Beau]

39. .

:woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo:

[ForrestGump]

40. I agree! Let's go get 'em, women of DU!!!

But first, before we go into battle, perhaps we should bond and thusly strengthen the resolve of our ranks by taking off our shirts and slowly smearing Crisco all over our chests, sort of like John Ashcroft used to...









(insert theme from The Benny Hill Show here)

[flvegan]

41. I agree. You've been through a lot. Why don't you

come over to my place and I'll give you a nice backrub...

[ForrestGump]

43. Thanks a lot, man. I really appreciate that. Now, there's a particular

accumulation of tension right here along the inside line of my right scapula, and it....


Oh. Sorry. I thought you were talking to me. :blush:

[I Have A Dream]

45. LOL! This is the new Lounge line now, right?

:rofl: :)

[Arkana]

42. Phew. I'm not a pig.

Now where's that damn magazine I had under my mattress? :P