DU men of PIG-DOM....

[Texasgal]

Please check in here, your SUUUUWEEEEEEEE ( dinner ) is waiting, served to you by the DU Ladies Auxilary. :) Thank you.



:bounce:

[matcom]

1. YAY!!!

i want you to emphasize the SERVICE!! :P

:hide:

[Texasgal]

2. Ahhhh yes... the SERVICE...

Ofcourse!

We are SERVING the DU MALE PIGS!!! Such a HIGH HONOR INDEED!!!! :bounce:

Why am I NOT SHOCKED that you posted first? :P

:bounce:

[matcom]

3. its my attentiveness to all that is you

:D

[Texasgal]

6. Awwww... How sweet...

a PIGGLY poet! Never would have thought.... :P

[Redstone]

4. Hot diggy, slops!

Thanks!

Redstone

[kmla]

5. Hey! I think I recognize myself in that pic...

Third pen, second from the left.

I'm the pink one with the curly tail...

[hfojvt]

7. this is an insult to pigs!!

"Pig: (1) An animal known for its value, intelligence, courage, self-reliance, kindly disposition, and (if allowed to follow its natural bent) cleanliness." Poul Anderson "There will be Time" p. 27

If that is what you mean by a pig, then I am proud to check in :patriot:

When do we eat?

[Texasgal]

8. Oh...but you are soooo mistaken!

Kindly disposistion? Intellegence? :rofl:

Take this here test!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=7487018017164147672


:P

[texas1928]

11. Ok my score.

Boyscout
Congratulations! You scored 20!
Your mama would be proud of you. Some of those lessons about how to treat women right have sunk in.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 68% on pigpoints

[hfojvt]

14. I was an imperfect

10.

A boyscout.

In other words "known for its value, intelligence, courage, self-reliance, kindly disposition, loyalty ..."

[hfojvt]

17. and it is sooo rewarding too

as I get no replies and both you and Southlandshari and Shell Beau and others (where is my redqueen?) are over there joking about putting Matcom on a short leash.

Clearly I need to subscribe to Playboy, for two reasons.


To teach me how to be more of a pig and to give me some interaction with women.

"Give those nymphs some hooters!!"

[hfojvt]

18. okay I should have replied to texasgal

but this way, at least I have some replies. Thanks Richardo!

[southlandshari]

22. Awww...

You know it's you I :loveya:!!

:hug:
























Would you wear a leash for me? :evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

15. I scored an 8

scored higher than 15%

Probably because of that life-support joke. Nice or not, it was damned funny. :D

[Taverner]

16. WOO HOO!!!!!!

Shmoe
Congratulations! You scored 38!
You're not the worst we've ever seen, but you're not winning any awards for best boyfriend either. You could take a few lessons in how to be a better person. Who knows, you might find it a rewarding experience.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 99% on pigpoints

I SUCK LESS!!
I SUCK LESS!!

Let's hear it for mediocrity!

[flvegan]

21. I scored 15, Boyscout.

I'm a little different in real life.

Here, normally now I'd ask to see your boobs.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. Shall we post a picture of Sawyer from Lost?

That way us male pigs will quickly have female counterparts. :-)

[Shell Beau]

10. Sawyer!!

:drools: :loveya:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. I love ya Shelley

You're always there to prove my point. :loveya: :hug: :-)

[Shell Beau]

13. And it was a good point!!

:hug: ;)

[flvegan]

19. I miiiiiiiiight be a tiny little bit of a "pig" as stated. Maybe.

Hope I'm never treated like THOSE pigs, though.

Sad.

[Dave Reynolds]

20. Hey,

get out to the kitchen and make me a pot pie.

JOKING JOKING JOKING

Love,
Arnold Ziffle