what i've learned on the internet

[bertha katzenengel]

i've learned that although i can take some mighty fine photos for a rank amateur, plenty of other amateurs can take better ones

what have you learned?

[WCGreen]

1. That no matter what you google...

You will eventually get to porn......

[MrScorpio]

4. Try "puppy"

So far 20 pages and no porn

[WCGreen]

9. Damn.....

I'm surprised....

[MrScorpio]

15. Never doubt my skills, homes

I've got the power

[hunter]

17. Dogs are sacred.

Kitten on the other hand gets you this:

[MrScorpio]

18. Kitten pictures are mean

[hunter]

21. There's too many like that.

That's another lesson.

[hfojvt]

24. yeah right

when I was looking for info on my pregnant dog I got all kinds of nasty sites from the search engine on the library computer.

[WCGreen]

34. Are you my Mommy....

[MrScorpio]

2. Check this out

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4387237&mesg_id=4387237

[bertha katzenengel]

7. five minutes and ONE SECOND?! I guess that means that all Whodini's got

left is 14 minutes and 59 seconds, eh? ;)

edit: duh. yes, i am a complete idiot. i should've written 9 minutes and 59 seconds. according to warhol. :eyes: :dunce:

[MrScorpio]

10. Actually less

Remember "THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT"?

Yeah, I thought you did

[bertha katzenengel]

11. Oh, MrS, I'm not that cool and/or up-to-date w/ real life in the enter-

tainment world. :clueless:

:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

3. I guess this one's obvious, but I learned the hard way

Don't post anything you don't want the whole fucking world to know.

[hunter]

12. What, your naked pics are out there too?

There are a few key words I will not google, not ever. I had the good fortune of being mildly paranoid when I was a young man, and I'm not going to mess that up...

[LeftyMom]

16. That's a different lesson learned.

It's kind of a long story. Bottom line I posted something on DU that my ex didn't know about yet and he found out because a friend of his was reading the forums.

[In_The_Wind]

5. This week ...

my name isn't being shredded on any of those other .com places.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Not shredded,

but 'roasted'. How's Greg?

http://www.paradisecafecr.com/ (scroll down to the address)

[In_The_Wind]

20. Premium Grade & Fair Trade ~ that's me alright!

A little bit of paradise ... Blue Mountain style!

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

23. Okay, I'll take

2 pounds of Dark Roast, strictly hard beans, of course. ;)

[In_The_Wind]

31. Of course ...

whole beans coming right up

[KitchenWitch]

13. I don't even look at those other places for my name anymore

I got pissed at first, now I find it delightfully amusing...

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

6. I have learned that as smart as I think I am

there are millions of people smarter than me!

[XemaSab]

14. No matter how dull a subject is

there is someone out there who has devoted their life to it!

[LSK]

19. i learned a lot of women take off their clothes for cameras

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

22. while beauteously marvelous there's a shit load ah'crap out there...

x(

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Did you mean: shitload a'crap?

Google loves you!

[bridgit]

27. why CMW, you make it sound so continental...

:rofl: :hi: and yes google loves me; yes google loves me, yes google loves me; my browser told me so O8)

[Call Me Wesley]

28. Wow! Let's meet

at the Google bar! :rofl:

[bridgit]

29. google up the girl, baby...

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

30. LOL!

Hey, I'm waiting at the Google search bar.

[bridgit]

32. ^_^

:blush:

[Call Me Wesley]

25. When I first saw it,

I turned it into my business! :woohoo:

[hyphenate]

33. That even the most obscure factoids

can be found online if you know the right keywords to ask for!