A Bush Christmas Carol

[mermaid]

How many of you remember the Christmas Special, "A Year Without A Santa Claus?"
In case you do not remember it, this is the one where Santa was going to take a holiday, and it features in it "The Miser Brothers"...Mr. Cold Miser and Mr. Heat Miser.
They try to get Heat Miser to let it snow in southtown, USA, as proof that Christmas spirit still lives, so as to convince Santa to not take a holiday.

Anyway, when they visit the Miser Brothers, each of them sings a song.
Well, for reference, I'm going to include the verse from each Cold and Heat Miser...then...BUSH Miser!

Cold Miser...

I'm Mr. Cold Miser
I'm Mr. Snow
I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. 10 below...And
Everything that I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!

Heat Miser...

I'm Mr. Heat Miser
I'm Mr. Sun
I'm Mr. Green Christmas
I'm Mr. one hundred and one...And
Everything that I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

NOW...
Here's the verse I came up with

Bush Miser...

I'm Mr. GOP Miser
I'm Mr. Bush
I'm Mr. Brown Christmas
I'm Mr. Head up my tush...And
Everything that I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch
I'm too much!

What do y'all think...Can you just see Bush dancing and singing that number? I sure can!!
LOL

[RevCheesehead]

1. Perfect!

Anyone here good at claymation?

[mermaid]

3. Thanks

Actually, that was what I was hoping for. Someone good enough at claymation or something similar, that could actually make this happen. Would be a hell of a funny video!

And true...because everything that he does touch....turns to shit in his clutch.

[NMMNG]

2. Perfect!

:thumbsup:

[bluecrush]

4. Good stuff!

I'm asking Santa for impeachment of Bush in '06.