KitchenWitch
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:13 AM
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What things do I avoid not to look like a cityslicker in Podunk Arkansas? |
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:14 AM
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1. Damed if I know. I'm a displaced New Jersey girl in Florida. |
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They don't like a lot of cursing down here so I reserve that for DU.
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Starbucks Anarchist
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:17 AM
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2. Avoid bathing or brushing your teeth. |
The Flaming Red Head
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:46 AM
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5. kind of hard with all the hot springs and bath houses |
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my gay friend came here for a visit and he kept hearing people talk about the Village and then he saw all the bath houses and thought he was in homo heaven, boy was he disappointed.
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:18 AM
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3. Do not call the bovine that doesn't get milked a "cow". |
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:42 PM
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13. Add extra cool-points if you call it, properly, bull or steer, depending |
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The difference is pretty obvious if you know what to look for. :evilgrin:
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Sat Dec-03-05 03:41 AM
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4. your town isn't listed on the map |
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is it real? I'm not from here (Ark) so I keep a map on my wall to track the tornados because i don't know any of the little towns they always list in the path.
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Sat Dec-03-05 04:15 AM
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6. It's a couple lines of latitude away from Devil's Asshole, IL |
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Sat Dec-03-05 04:56 AM
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7. Check the outhouse for wasps before sitting down. |
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Sat Dec-03-05 05:05 AM
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8. Those White Anglo-Saxon Protestants are EVERYWHERE, these days, I swear |
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Sat Dec-03-05 05:08 AM
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9. Huh, What? I don't trust you KitchenWitch..... |
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...In fact, you've told us not to. Where are you going on this....:P
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Sat Dec-03-05 05:18 AM
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"So, whadda you folks do for... heh... fun around here?"
Because they might. just. show you. :evilgrin:
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Sat Dec-03-05 06:27 AM
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11. You can't do anything |
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sorry, that's just the way it is :shrug: a small-town person can ALWAYS tell
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Sat Dec-03-05 09:19 AM
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12. Having only 6 teeth helps. |
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Sat Dec-03-05 05:27 PM
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14. Leave the Italian loafers at home. |
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Sat Dec-03-05 05:31 PM
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15. Where in Arkansas are you? |
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Sat Dec-03-05 05:36 PM
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16. No shiny black pointy-toed FBI shoes allowed. |
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Also, no nose rings or belly-button rings.
As for tatoos, only alligators allowed. On the arms.
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