I am cooking my whole family for thanksgiving

[Zomby Woof]

Don't sell cannibalism short. *urp*

[virgdem]

1. I hope that they are very tasty!!

eom

[GOPisEvil]

2. Might I suggest a stew or braise for the older members of your family.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

3. that was very braisen of you!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

6. I was trying to boil you over!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

7. oh, just simmer down!

:o

[GOPisEvil]

8. No need to get worked to a stiff peak.

heh heh heh...I said stiff peak...</Butthead>

[Philostopher]

Another word on the older folk:

Marinate, marinate, marinate! Otherwise, they can be tough, might not be juicy enough and can retain flavors from storage. Marinating can remove the flavors of things like Halls cough drops, cheap cigars, and Absorbine Junior.

Happy cooking!

[StClone]

4. Wild Rice Stuffing?

Some nice Fava Beans and Fresca chaser.

[Zomby Woof]

5. slupslupslupslup!

:D

[Terwilliger]

9. use boullion!

gets rid of that fishy aftertaste

[Zomby Woof]

13. a golden idea!

:D

[patdem]

10. I think dalhmer used tarragon...but you must check his receipies

for yourself.

[ZenLefty]

11. Will you feed them to turkeys?

Poetic justice, you know. :D

[Zomby Woof]

14. there are enough turkeys in the Lounge

To feed millions. :D

[Shakespeare]

12. Reminds me of a marquee I saw in front of a Chinese restaurant...

And it stayed up for a couple of MONTHS. One of those marquees with the removable letters - it said "we are proud to serve you your family for dinner."

[moz4prez]

26. wow

now that's what I call "beggar's chicken"

[matcom]

15. PANSY!!

mine are MUCH better raw! :P

[Zomby Woof]

16. can't take chances with bacteria!

So I may be a pansy, but I will be a healthy pansy! :P

[matcom]

19. but they lose their CRUNCH when you cook 'em!

they get all soft and gooey and stuff x(

got a GREAT recipe for In-Law Cacciatore if your interested!

[Zomby Woof]

22. pass that on to David

He could stand a visit from SOMEONE'S in-laws!

[underpants]

17. Okay take a HAM stick it in a DUCK and stick that in the TURKEY

You can tinker with the recipe but that is the gist of it.

http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

[Zomby Woof]

20. I guess that is one way

To meat the parents!

[hlthe2b]

18. ahhh, filet of soul... Don't forget that fine chianti

and the side of fava beans.....

[Zomby Woof]

21. don't try to test me!

A census taker tried to test me once!

[SmileyBoy]

23. Don't forget the mashed potatoes and human gravy...

Just make it the same way you would make homemade turkey gravy out of the turkey, but substitute giblets for lymph nodes instead.:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Glad we are not related then...

;)

[Zomby Woof]

29. what's thanksgiving....?

Without GRANDMA!!??? :D

[SOteric]

25. Yeah. My family's a lot easier to tolerate when they're 'basted,' too.

[Zomby Woof]

30. you're on a pun roll!

With buttah!

[geniph]

27. If you are what you eat,

then you, my friend, are a true humanitarian.

I hear toddlers are especially tender.

[geniph]

28. Oh, and would you do me a favor?

stick my family in the oven, too. Some of them are really getting on my nerves.

[Zomby Woof]

31. sure!

Got 15 cents? ;-)

[geniph]

36. No, I used it

came in damn handy, too.

[Catherine Vincent]

32. LMAO! I read your startup post earlier today.

But I was reading too fast. I thought you said "I am cooking for my whole family for thanksgiving". So I had no interest to click and read it. I just saw what you really posted. Funny!

[onebigbadwulf]

33. What will you eat next year?

[Zorra]

34. Putting food on the family? n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. No no no - only cook the non-reproductive parts of the family

You must have breeding stock, so you can eat next year as well!