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Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 05:23 PM by Homer12
...dead air and a rustling of papers can be heard in the background, a man clears his throat.....
....."You see my friends in EIB land, even you liberals and democrats out their, my heart if ull of love for you and your yoots. I, THE GREAT El Rush-Bo, shall lead your minds and hearts to the compassion of intellectual conservative thought!"....more dead air and paper rustling.
"Today in Iraq islamic donkey's have willingly let themselves be used by Al-quadia and Pro-Saddam forces.....Is it not funny that the mascot for the Democrat party is now attacking our loyal brave american soldiers in Iraq."
"Just like the democrat," a few coughs in the background,... "Sorry my loyal ditto heads for the coughing, rehabd and withdrawl is rough, I'm not being a hypocrite here, I only meant CONVICTED...white...DRUG USERS that harm others,... should be thrown in prison.
"Anyway, as I was saying from the great mind that god has leant me the democratic mascot the Donkey, or ...ASS... as some might call it is actually helping the terrorist at the same time the democratic presidental canidates continue to attack President Bush on his handeling of Iraq. Sure Bush isn't perfect and he can admit it, but come on, this critisizm during war-time is nearly treasonist. Questioning Democrats and Liberals is nessecary due to their...may I say un-PC'ly, inferiority, when it comes to telling the Truth. But we conservatives and Republicans, with our faith and morals, could Never, and I will repeat Never, lie!"
"Look my compassionate friends, I'm not saying that democrats are terrorist, but that their donkey is a terrorist...wispering to a producer, "what did I just say?" "Ha,Ha,HA... that was just a joke to razz the feathers of my misguided liberalllllllll listeners!" "I mean that becuase they critisize Bush on his policies and job performance that I like tie terrorsists with democratic oppostion to exploit your stupidity, ignorance, and anger! For the single purpose of perpetuating the lies and power of the Bush Administration!"...whispering to a producer, "What, did I just say, god this is hard to lie and be a hypocrite perpetualy without drugs"
"Terrorist Democratic Iraqi opposition Donkey's, my friends! The connection is metaphoricaly..... Real."...Commercials follow about hair loss and male enhancing sex drugs.
(Du'ers even though this is "satire", it seems all to real if you've listened and heard these types of arguments and inferences on the AM Radio Hate Machine Dial)
-homer12
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