BigBen
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:44 PM
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"I Keed" by Triumpth, the Comic Insult Dog |
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somehow manages to insult every single person in the music industry. I suggest checking it out. I present to you the second verse:
"Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3 But you can see Christina in all her sluthood It's like watching porn but the music's not as good
I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you
And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire He's checking out the cast of "Lizzie McGuire" Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore To open for him, and I don't mean on tour
You're not the first, Durst, poor R Kelly His videos premiere at the LAPD I believe they set up an innocent guy You know what else? I believe I can fly"
I left out diatrabes regarding Coldplay, Pink, Billy Joel, Britney Spears, Snoop Dogg, the Strokes and more. Remarkable.
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midnight armadillo
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:53 PM
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Terri Gross (sp?) on Fresh Air interviewed Triumph. This is funnies thing I have ever heard on radio, esp. the line where Triumph stated "This one time Gene Simmons and I were f*cking a border collie..."
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midnight armadillo
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Fri Nov-21-03 06:03 PM
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Terri Gross (sp?) on Fresh Air interviewed Triumph. This is funnies thing I have ever heard on radio, esp. the line where Triumph stated "This one time Gene Simmons and I were f*cking a border collie..."
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Cooley Hurd
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Fri Nov-21-03 06:04 PM
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3. Do you know how hard it is to get a Triumph puppet? |
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I collect dog puppets from Mask Illusions (the original maker of Triumph) and I have yet to see the Rotweiler puppet on eBay for under $300...
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Fri Nov-21-03 06:20 PM
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4. Triumph comes from the Don Rickles school of insult comedy |
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By far the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. Brutal but bellyachingly funny.
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Thu Apr 25th 2024, 04:10 AM
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