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Sun Dec-04-05 08:33 PM
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I am a barbarian, and I wield a philatelist |
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And I wage war on acanthologists, ichthyologist bowyers, and especially oenologist jongleurs, all to impress my pedagogist chatelaine, a haberdasher chirurgeon with a fetish for escutcheons. My philatelist is wielded mightily, vanquishing my foes with my superior epistemology and ontological verisimilitude.
Foppish knaves and sackbutt blowing blunderbusses all!
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Sun Dec-04-05 08:39 PM
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1. Save all that hot air for this: |
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Sun Dec-04-05 08:40 PM
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2. They day I subsume my selfworth to blow a sackbutt, |
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is the day that I commit suicide.
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Sun Dec-04-05 08:44 PM
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They need me at the last meeting of the Philatelists Club."
"I didn't know you masturbated."
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Sun Dec-04-05 09:42 PM
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4. I give you people gold.... |
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