Which Dr. Seuss classic will be violated by Hollywood next?

[Plaid Adder]

If you haven't seen the reviews of *the Cat in the Hat* on rottentomatoes.com, by all means go; they're hilarious, unanimous yet diverse in the creativity of their invective. So they inspired this poll: which Dr. Seuss classic will get the Grinch Treatment next holiday season?

[NashVegas]

1. Is It Too Much to Hope

that everyone who pissed on our childhoods and backed this project is forced to eat a karma sandwich in the very near future?

[brainshrub]

2. Lorax

I will know it's the end of the world when Hollywood makes a Lorax movie.

[neuvocat]

3. Check out this quote on there:

"A vulgar, uninspired lump of poisoned eye candy that Universal has the temerity to call Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat."

Brilliant.


:thumbsup:

[neuvocat]

4. Check out this quote on there:

"A vulgar, uninspired lump of poisoned eye candy that Universal has the temerity to call Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat."

Brilliant.


:thumbsup:

[Terwilliger]

5. Norton hears a W

"Hey Georgie boy!"

"I am stupid! I am stupid! I am stupid!"