What does George Bush eat?

[jumptheshadow]

The news that Smirk has flown five personal chefs to Great Britain makes me wonder what kind of diet he prefers.

Does anybody know?

Didn't his dad publicize his craving for pork rinds? It was supposed to make him a Joe Sixpack kind of guy.

But why five personal chefs? For security? Because he watched the Two Fat Ladies and was afraid the Queen would serve some of those dishes? Or is he an Atkins guy?

[BJ]

1. Sh*t, of course.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. Obviously, he eats shit...

...explains that shit-eating grin he always has.

[slor]

3. Small children...

would be my guess.

[LastKnight]

4. souls of dead american and british soldiers

no, im serious.

ok really 5 personal chefs, this guy doesnt seem like hes any more complicated than a burger and fries is a fancy meal for him

-LK

[lpbk2713]

5. An entire stalk of bananas

at one sitting.

[Padraig18]

6. What does George Bush eat? Not enough pretzels, obviously...

:P

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. I know he likes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

and Cheetos. He probably supplements this stellar diet with eating the flesh of poor people for breakfast.

[jumptheshadow]

9. So he needs five chefs

To open a jar of Skippy? Does he need a master chef for the extra chunky?

[ET Awful]

8. Well we know he has a problem with pretzels :)

n/t

[salinen]

10. baked and stuffed

iraqi children. smirk prefers these to baked and stuffed afghani children.

[KamaAina]

11. Crow

oh right, that's on the menu for 11/9/04 :-)

[VOX]

12. Blood, gasoline and hope.

Along with the occasional "pretzel."

[parkia00]

13. I hear he inhales pretzels.

[peekaloo]

14. that HBO documentary had a 5 minute or so discussion

on his love of bologna sammiches. It's the only clip I've seen, actually, BUT he discussed the sammich with the same intensity :eyes: he brings to a press conference podium.

[nuxvomica]

15. Baloney and cheese if I'm not mistaken

And I am speaking literally, here. The inclusion of cheese, therefore, necessitates a chef.