joke:The Queen & George Bush

[jonoboy]

After the official reception for the US President, George Bush and The Queen were having cocktails and a chat.
'I love England" said George Bush, "I've been thinking of changing how the USA is referred to by making it a monarchy"
"You can't "said The Queen, " your not a king"
Well said Bush , what about a principality. "Can't ", said The Queen, "your not a prince"
well how about an empire said Bush.
"Definitely not, your not an emperor either", said The Queen.
Before Bush could say another thing, The Queen said smoothly,
" stay as you are, you're doing quite nicely as a country"

[Maple]

1. OUCH!

Snuck THAT one in under the radar! :D

[JackSwift]

2. He's not a Count!

Really, what are we as Democratic Undergrounders if we tell dirty jokes about Our Leader. We must be respectful to raise the tone of this fine place. He is Our Leader. God bless him, he is our Bush. God Save Bush! Thank God for Bush.