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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:52 PM
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Oh....My......God.....this is worse than the mug shot....
Taken in the courtroom...

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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:53 PM
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1. lol damn
It's old though I've seen it before.

Nice plastic nose tip
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:55 PM
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6. You are right... it was taken last year at a civil suit
I did not mean to imply it was from yesterday, although my source did.
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:53 PM
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2. It's gotta suck when you have to duct tape your nose to your face...
Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 08:54 PM by alg0912
...w/ flesh-colored duct tape (who knew they even made it?)
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:57 PM
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9. He's got a big hole there
Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 08:58 PM by Kamika
I read he has a big hole righ on his nose.. anything that could support it is gone, so he just has a big hole there now.

Just imagine a bih hole where the tape is, and also the nosetip is fake
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:53 PM
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3. Guess they washed his face.
Is that cartilige hanging out of his nose?
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Melsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:56 PM
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7. It's a bandaid
I saw an interview with a plastic surgeon and they asked her about this picture. She said she thought it looked like a regular bandaid. And his nose is totally messed up. As if we couldn't tell that just from looking.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:05 PM
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11. The thing under the tip of his nose.
Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 09:10 PM by greatauntoftriplets
On edit: Hanging under the tip of his nose.

I see the bandaid on the bridge, but this is below.
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JailBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:54 PM
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4. A new species of bat?
It looks to me like Michael Jackson is evolving into a new species of bat, with a specialized nose. As you probably know, bats are the second largest mammal family, following rodents. It isn't hard to imagine Michael Jackson hanging upside down in a tree in an Australian forest, amongst a colony of fruit bats.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:55 PM
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5. That is almost
as scary as that Ari F/dog thing you did! His skin grafts don't look so hot do they?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:56 PM
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8. yeah, and no photoshop involved here at all...
I don't know if I could look at that face long enough to do anything to it
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JailBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 08:57 PM
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10. You know what would be really cool...
Imagine if they televise Michael Jackson's trial and during the thirteenth week of testimony, the judge, jurors and audience suddenly jump up, shed their clothes and launch into a choreographed dance routine, with Michael in the center.

"It was all a giant publicity stunt, folks! Brace yourself for Michael Jackson's next album - Beat This (Rap)!"

Would that be any more bizarre than an America ruled by George W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Gates?
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:17 PM
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12. I'm going to go boil my eyes now. Thanks
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frogbison Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 10:05 PM
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15. LOL!!
You made my day....
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:21 PM
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13. He looks like he's in the next Planet of the Apes movie!
You know they say that people and their pets start to look a little alike after a while. Is Wacko Jacko turning into Bubbles?
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beanball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:47 PM
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14. JacksonVS Bush
Bush caused thousands of deaths,Jackson accused of fondling 12 yr old kid,Jackson goes to jail,killer bush goes back to oval office, where is the justice?America wake the fuck up.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 12:33 AM
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16. He's okay now. I think he's had surgery to fix it.
:wow:
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