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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:38 PM
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I'm drunk on Grolsch & getting hammered by a lesbian intellectual
Listening to Bonnie Raitt singing a Joni Mitchell song. Now we're listening to Warren Zevon. Now we're arguing Wized of Oz vs Pleasantiville. Defending Wesley Clark& Clinton. Life in Buckhead.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:40 PM
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1. Some guys have all the luck
Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 09:41 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
PS. The wizard would be Cheney today.
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Character Assassin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:56 PM
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5. Awwwww! Ducky, I'm wishing you the intellectual lesbo of your dreams
I hope she looks like Madeline Stowe and dreams about the hoods of cars.

Smootch!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 10:06 PM
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8. Awww snookums that is the sweetest thing anyone has said to me
in a long time.....Smmochie back at ya ;-)
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Character Assassin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 10:47 PM
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9. Well, I'm not Madeline Stowe, but....
Consider yourself 'well tucked in'.

BTW, I'm just two short steps from what we've been discussing for several months.

And I can't wait to get back in the mix.

(purring)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:02 PM
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10. Cool fella!
Drop me a note and give me the shits~ I'm always interested in what's up with you...btw...did you REALLY go surfing last week at my fav old stomping ground???
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Character Assassin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:14 PM
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14. Girlfriend! Like you'd even know where the pullout to Fuller's is.
Please.

If you do, tell me the one characteristic of the hike to the beach (and back), and if you were driving north to south, which side of the road would you park on? Trick question.

Sorry, but us natives are rather protective of our spots.

Me wuv' oo.

Oh, BTW, if you answer correctly, I'll be happy to set you up with some HOT Big Sur natives/locals.

You teach them to bathe and what a razor's for.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:24 PM
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16. Cheney's not the Wizard..... he's the tinman
And while Junior could be the Cowardly Lion, he's even better as the scarecrow....

(this has been around a little while, but it's a classic)

If I Only Had A Brain

Author: George Mann

(Dubya)
I’d read poetry for hours, circulate in ivory towers
Know Mexico from Spain
I would say it very bluntly Africa is not a country
If I only had a brain

I would postulate and lecture but not make false conjecture
Correctly pronounce names
They would let me get my war on and no one would call me “moron”
If I only had a brain

Oh I cannot deny that the world thinks I’m a boor
But listen while I tell you what’s in store
We’re gonna bomb and bomb some more

(Dick)
I wouldn’t kill Iraqi children and terrorize civilians
Pretend that war is art
I would be a good neighbor not keep rattling my saber
If I only had a heart

Though my veins are full of oil and my greedy hands are soiled
I could make a brand new start
I’d love Saddam and his mama like I used to love Osama
If I only had a heart

Picture me, big Dick Cheney
With a heart that’s full of gold
And a conscience that cannot be bought or sold
Too hard to see? Well good for me!

(Duet for Dubya and Dick)
We will trample world opinion and confirm it’s our dominion
If we only bomb Iraq
We’ll turn cities into rubble there will be no more trouble
If we only bomb Iraq

Copyright 2003 George Mann
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:42 PM
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2. Are you bragging or complaining. I can't tell.
Good music list.

Wizard of Oz is a masterpiece and will be remembered as long as there are readers. Pleasantville? I don't think so.

Never seen Buckhead, but I guess the does have to keep them happy somehow.
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:21 PM
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15. Both, men and women both struggle and at the end of the day, work together
Tonite, We had a very deep converstion.
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Crowdance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:49 PM
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3. Girls rule
boys drool.
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HairyPoppins Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:53 PM
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4. Boys maybe...not men
We are all equal.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 09:58 PM
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6. To me that reads funny. Getting "Hammered", eh?
Does it hurt much?
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Ernesto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 10:00 PM
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7. Sock 'er
Then take 'er
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:06 PM
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11. Sometimes I think she loves me for my iMac, but she keeps finding advant..
advantages in Explorer. we're listening to my iTunes. She's printing up George Harrison pictures off the internet and I'm dancing to Traffic. "low spark of high heeled boys".
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:09 PM
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12. Some guys have all the fun.
:D
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:13 PM
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13. Peachtree St is the erogenous zone of the South, CheshireBridge the G spot
Maybe we should call the "fake" Christians out.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:33 PM
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17. Yes, but which Peachtree St.?
;-)
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:42 PM
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18. Most of them!
That is funny, all those variation's of Peachtree St, but the most Googled Peachtree St addresses are downtown and it's very hot down there on Peachtree St, even in "Indian Summer", but Cheshire Bridge takes it to the edge.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 11:43 PM
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19. I'll have to check it out myself sometime.
:-)
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