GOPisEvil COMMANDED me to go with my gut - my gut says martini!

[Rabrrrrrr]

So I will have one - now!

Who's in with me? I got a bottle of Bombay just sitting there, awaiting to be poured into a nice cool elixir of the gods refreshing refreshment, baby. Yeah.

on edit: made the sentence actually make sense by including the four essential words I left out the first time

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Make it a dirty martini and I'm in

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. As dirty as you like it!

What kine olives you like?

Tonight, I'm going with a twist of lemon! Mmmm...... nice!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Any old olive will do...a garlic stuffed olive is fun

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Okey dokey!

We get great garlic stuffed ones here at Fairway! YUM YUM!! And they come bulk, and unlyed, so they're wonderful!

[LynneSin]

5. I'm tasting a Cosmo in my future

ok, it's a bluetini. Since I have no cranberry juice, the apple pucker is warm and the only thing in my fridge is grey goose and blue curaco.

Yummy anyways

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Sometimes you just gotta go with what ya have!

Cheers! Prost!

[SOteric]

6. Ah heck. Why not.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Another one coming right up!

I serve 'em very dry, hope you don't mind.

[GOPisEvil]

7. WOOHOO!!!!!

Pour one for me senor!!! Very dry...just SHOW the glass the bottle of vermouth; then pour the gin! :bounce:

[SOteric]

8. Now *that*

is a dry martooni. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

9. I think I'll have ti!

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Here ya go!

Here's what I did - the gin is poured, and I'm handing you a picture of the guy who invented vermouth, which you can look at while you drink your fine, ice-cold martooni.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Sweet!!!!

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Just don't be drinking and driving that golf cart!

You might spill your drink, and that's alcohol abuse my friend!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Luckily, I'm home!

Right next to the bed, so I can just fall in! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Well, heck, let me pour you another, but a double this time!!

I'd give you another pic of the guy who invented vermouth, but you're probably seeing two already anyway, so I won't. And if you aren't, you will be soon!

[GOPisEvil]

19. *hic*

Should I grab the glass in the middle? *hic*

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Yes, and if that doesn't work,

take the glass on the left!

And here's another for you!

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Irish.

Jameson's. Neat.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I have Bushmill's

Hope that will do!

Sorry, not an Irish whiskey drinker, but finally bought the Bushmills so I could become one. :-) (also so I can make some home-made Irish Cream, but I'm happy to pour some for you)