Someone needs to neuter Donald Trump before he breeds more kids!!

[LynneSin]

Trump should be damn greatful he is worth millions of dollars because if he was an average joe doing middle management making 5 figures a year he surely wouldn't come close to dating/marrying who he has. So Mr. Really Bad Toupee thinks he can judge women, especially those who have had kids (including his own) - maybe the asshole should look in the mirror because personally I think he's butt ugly!

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/59176.htm

December 8, 2005 -- DONALD Trump may have landed in hot water with his five-months pregnant wife, Melania, during his appearance on Sirius Satellite Radio-bound Howard Stern's K-Rock show yesterday. "You know, they just blow up, right?" Trump said of his burgeoning bride. "Like a blimp — in the right places. In her case, the right places. I mean she really has become a monster — in all the right places." After some ribbing from Stern and co-host Robin Quivers over the word "monster," the blustery billionaire corrected himself: "I mean monster in the most positive way. She has gotten very, very large — in all the right places." OK, we get it — she's stacked! Trump also opined that supermodel Heidi Klum, who recently gave birth, doesn't look quite as alluring as she used to. "I looked at her the other day, and it's off," Trump declared. "There's no question." Then Stern played an old clip in which Trump dissed Nicolette Sheridan's figure ("very flat-chested"), Carmen Electra's implants ("they look like two light bulbs") and broke down Halle Berry thusly: "From the midsection to the shoulders, she's a 10. The face is a solid 8. And the legs are maybe a little bit less than that."

[Deep13]

1. We figured the 'onion loaf' hair do would be instant birth control.

Once we affixed it to his head we figured no woman would get near him. Guess we have no choice but to bring him back in to cut his nads off. Where are those rino tranks?

[LynneSin]

2. Deep, you could have an 'Onion Loaf' hairdo and get hot chicks...

...provided that you're worth about $500,000,000.00.

It seems the standard for men goes waaaaaaaay down when there is an obscene amount of money involved!

[Jim__]

3. Trump inherited his money.

Someone has said something to the effect, "Donald Trump inherited a mere $12 million and turned it into a small personal fortune."

If Trump had to start from scratch, I don't think he'd have made much.

[Crankie Avalon]

4. OK, he's a pig about women...

...but he took a few million and turned it into hundreds of millions. Big difference between him and someone like Bush Jr., who ran every company/investment he was ever given into the ground. I believe Trump is very anti-Bush, by the way, so the guy has his good points.