Oregonians! THE football game is today. Beaver or Duck?

[Twillig]

What are ya? One or the other.

I can't wait for this other game they got on ABC TV to get over with!



Seigler: 'I hate the Ducks. I want to demolish them. They think they're the best team in Oregon. It's just like they're the rich neighbors you can't stand. They talk trash; they seem so uppity, like their noses are in the air. They seem more white-collar. We are more blue-collar. That's what being a Beaver is all about.'

[Character Assassin]

1. That mouth-breather quote could only come from a student at Tractor U.

I believe the famous Cornell cheer is called for, in addition to our victory later today:

"That's allright, that's ok, because you'll work for us someday!"

Bow down, Beavers.

[Twillig]

3. Yeah, that

sod-buster Linus Pauling really could hoe that row! Such an embarrassment to OSU to have him as the most famous graduate when UO's most famous alum is a sweatshop impresario.

Not surprising the Loser cheer comes so readily to mind of a duck. Practice make perfect after all. Well, you might as well get started shouting it now. Ducks will lose. Big.

You can count on ol coach pornstash to 'coug' it.

[Character Assassin]

4. Translation: You couldn't get in to U of O

That's OK, you've got plenty of company.

Oh, yes, and I would like fries with that, thanks.

[Twillig]

6. Drive thru plz. You can take your UO diploma out of the car window though

It won't allow you to park in the handicapped zone.

*rimshot*

[Character Assassin]

8. Handicapped zone? You mean the spaces with the big beavers on them?

Nothing like a grad from Great Pumpkin U. behind the wheel.

[VermontDem2004]

2. GO BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO DEVILS!!!!!!!!! FRIDAY!!!!!!! GO DEVILS!!!!!! KICK ARKANSAS LR ASSES TODAY IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!!!!!!!!

[HuckleB]

12. ...

.

[VermontDem2004]

13. So?

Oregon State is a better team then Oregon.

[HuckleB]

18. Well, that depends on the weekend in question.

An ASU vs. UO game last weekend may have turned out very differently than the one back in October. Inconsistency has been the hallmark of all of these teams this year.

[VermontDem2004]

20. Andrew Walter has always experienced success against

that weak Oregon secondary, I remember you dismissed the win simply because it was Oregon.

[HuckleB]

21. Everyone was having success against them at the time.

Things have not been so easy for opponents in recent weeks.

[VermontDem2004]

23. I am talking about last year as well when Oregon was ranked #6

at Autzen and Walter throws for 575 yards or somewhere around that. Ok lets look at recent weeks.

They lost 35-0 to Stanford
They beat Washington 42-10(even Arizona beat Washington)
They lost to Cal (21-17)
They lost to UCLA (31-13)

Andrew Walter will have great success over Oregon next year.

[HuckleB]

28. You've got the results backwards.

The Ducks won the three games you said they lost, and they lost to Washington. Further, they were overanked last year when they played ASU, as the following weeks clearly showed. Anyway, two games are but two games, and timing is everything with the inconsistency and numerous injuries of the teams in question during the past two years.

[VermontDem2004]

29. Whoops

Your right, I misread the schedule. But they stilllost 59-14. Andrew Walter threw over 300 yards and three touchdowns and was named Pac-10 player of the week, why does it matter they play now, 5 weeks ago, or 300 years from now?

[HuckleB]

38. Inconsistency.

Both teams have won games they shouldn't have won and lost games they shouldn't have lost. They've been up and down and all around all year the last two plus years. Anything could happen depending on who's up and who's down and who's injured. In November, I'd take the Ducks against the Devils, based on the results. In October, it was a different story. It's all just talk, at any rate.

[VermontDem2004]

41. I'd take the Devils

Arizona State's style of play fits perfectly against Oregon's weak defense, plus in October they beat Michigan who is one of the best teams in College Football.

[HuckleB]

42. But of course! Oh, and the Ducks beat Michigan in mid-September...

and promptly fell apart the week after, leading to a month-long swoon... with injuries adding to their misery in a ridiculous manner... the defense is definitely inconsistent... but it's difficult to call it weak, in general...

[VermontDem2004]

48. 4 weeks apart

I could've got a calender but didn't, I took a guess. It is amazing, when I posted Arizona State won 59-14 you basically dismissed it because Oregon's defense is weak, now you are dismissing it because they didn't play each other in November. Arizona State has had injuries as well, I even seen there starting safety be carted off in an ambulance on live TV.

[HuckleB]

52. You're funny.

Oregon's defense was weak. It was giving up points to everyone at the time, and the offense wasn't playing any better at the time. It's not a great team now, but it is much improved since then. In the meantime, ASU does not appear to be playing anywhere as good as it was at the time. Thus, if I had to bet, I'd take UO over ASU right now. It's not a big deal. It's just the ebb and flow of the season. And it will make this afternoon's game a better one to watch!

[Character Assassin]

44. Are you smoking something this morning?

Arizona St. not only didn't beat Michigan this year, they never played this year.

Perhaps you put on someone else's glasses?

[HuckleB]

45. Uh, he was referring to the Ducks beating Michigan...

Which was back in September, before the Ducks took a nosedive...

[VermontDem2004]

47. I did, but not the stuff you were smoking

I said Oregon beat Michigan.

[Character Assassin]

55. The way your sentence was constructed, it sounded like A St. played them.

[GregW]

5. QUACK!

The only thing that should be orange this time of year is a Halloween pumpkin ... and we know what happens to them after Halloween ... they get STOMPED!

[VermontDem2004]

7. Arizona State 59 Oregon 14

I had to post it, I couldn't resist.

[HuckleB]

16. Beavers 45 -- Sun Devils 17

Payback is, well, payback!

[HuckleB]

9. I'm a Lumberjack so I usually pull for the underdog... but...

This year I'm pulling for the Beavers, anyway.

[VermontDem2004]

10. Northern Arizona fan?

[HuckleB]

14. For what it's worth...

I get to see 'em against Portland State every other year -- and once a year with roundball... it's small potatoes, but it's a good time.

[gratuitous]

11. Wildcats, of course

Why, isn't everyone's college team playing in the playoffs today?

Go Linfield!

[VermontDem2004]

15. I put my money on Redlands

Is that a wise choice?

[gratuitous]

17. Well, considering that earlier this year . . .

Linfield beat Redlands 49-10, I hope you saved out the rent money.

How's DU's favorite JuCo team, Glendale, doing?

[VermontDem2004]

19. Glendale finished off strong 8-2

They will be playing Hutchinson CC from Kansas in the Valley of the Sun Bowl in Glendale, Arizona.

[gratuitous]

25. Hutchinson?

I have friends who live in McPherson! Uh oh, divided loyalties. Let's hope it's a good game and that both teams will play hard.

[Blue-Jay]

22. They play football in Oregon?

ROTFLMAO

[Character Assassin]

24. This is the 107th year of this game. Do let's try and keep up, hmmm?

[Blue-Jay]

26. Joke, meet Character Assassin

Character Assassin, meet Joke.

[Character Assassin]

35. Ah, right. Well met, then. I'll just be over here, pulling my head out.

[VermontDem2004]

27. Yes they do

A team Ohio State is losing to 21-7 lost to Oregon, a team that lost to Arizona State 59-14. Oregon State also has one of the best running backs in the nation and are #3 in the Pac-10 standings. Plus being an Ohio State fan I didn't expect you to know that.

[Blue-Jay]

30. See my previous post.

And try to reign in your condecending tendencies, OK? It's not attractive.

[VermontDem2004]

32. I know it's a joke

But I am not going to let a statement go unchallenged. Both of the Oregon teams are having a great season so it's not like it's a game between two 4-6 teams.

[Blue-Jay]

39. In the interest of fellowship and friendship, I'll let it go.

Without posting my favorite dirty joke and asking you to challenge it.

awwww, what the hell.

Two firemen were butt-fucking in a smoke-filled room. The Fire Chief walked in, and seeing what was happening, said "What in the Hell is going on here?!?"

One of the firemen said "Well....you see sir...He was suffering from smoke-inhalation."

"SMOKE INHALATION!?", said the Fire Chief, "Didn't you try mouth-to-mouth?"

The fireman replied, "Of course. How do you think this shit got started?"


:D

[VermontDem2004]

40. .......

I know you were joking because you typed ROTFLMAO in all caps, but the point I was getting from you was there are no good teams in Oregon you know like "they play baseball in Dallas?" referring to the Texas Rangers who are in last place. I challenged that point by saying Oregon State has one of the nations best running backs and the team Ohio State is having problems with lost to Oregon, Oregon State is 7-3, Oregon is 7-4.

[Blue-Jay]

43. Dude, have a beer and lighten up.

Seriously. I was giving a little ribbing to the Oregon fans. I thought that it was obvious. After explaining myself, I imagined that it was MORE obvious.

Look! Your shoes are untied!

(didja look?)

[VermontDem2004]

46. It was

I was giving a little ribbing to the Oregon fans. I thought that it was obvious.

What isn't obvious to you is you want to say a joke that blasts Oregon teams but you give a smartass reply "Joke meet so and so, so and so meet joke." Ah forget it, I can waste all day trying to explain it until it makes sense to you but lets just forget it.

[Blue-Jay]

49. Forgotten

Mountain, meet Mole-hill, etc...

I didn't "blast" anyone. Even the Blast-ee had the class to admit that, after I explained myself.

Good day, sir.

[Twillig]

33. The proper ranking is of course:

Oregon State>ASU>Oregon>Michigan>OSU>USC(by bcs)

So bring on OU. :P

As much as I dislike the ducks, this is the funniest pic i've seen in a while:

Coach Pornstache: gg coach
Coach R.Lee Ermey: F-U...

[VermontDem2004]

34. Not true

The picture of the Arizona coach refusing to shake hands with the Purdue coach was funny as hell.

[Twillig]

36. you're right. haven't seen it in a while

know where i can find it?


I'm being assaulted! Shoot him! Shoot the duck!

[VermontDem2004]

37. Here you go

[Robb]

31. Locking - sex thread

:evilgrin:
:spank:
...Kidding. I couldn't lock a piggy bank without Skinner. :)

[democracyindanger]

50. LET'S GO BIG GREEN

Late to the thread, but what the hell.

1. The Ducks always play well as underdogs.
2. Autzen is the toughest place to play in the conference.
3. Siegler has valid reasons for his inferiority complex.
4. Anyone who calls UO 'OU' really, truly, can't know much about Oregon football.
5. Ducks 34, Pondrats 14. Jackson held to under 100 yards rushing (remember what we did to that dwarf Simonton?) Derek 'Statue' Anderson throws 3 INTs.

[Twillig]

51. are you referring to

what I said above?

"Oregon State>ASU>Oregon>Michigan>OSU>USC(by bcs)

So bring on OU. "

I said what i didn't mean, i.e., Bring on Oklahoma University.
Get it? Ducks....

Ya, remember what that 'dwarf' Simonton did to the Ducks in 98?
That had to hurt.

[democracyindanger]

54. couldn't have hurt

nearly as much as the Ducks preventing Kenny Boy from a spot in the record books.

You're still making absolutely no sense about 'OU.'

OSU scores. 'K, more trash at halftime.

[Twillig]

53. Touchdown Beavers!!

HAHAHA!!

[Character Assassin]

56. Educated civilized gentry 14, mouth-breathing Neanderthals 7

[HuckleB]

58. 14-10...

As for "civilized gentry," why is it that reports of drunken student riots are always coming out of Eugene and not Corvallis?

[democracyindanger]

59. And why is it

that reports of coaches obstructing justice by destroying evidence always come out of Cowvallis?

It's really gonna suck for you guys when all the Erickson dirt starts seeing daylight...

[HuckleB]

60. "You guys..."

Somebody's making assumptions he or she shouldn't make, both about me and my affiliations and about Erickson...

[democracyindanger]

61. My bad

I guess I was just supposed to assume that you're a fence-sitter.

As for Erickson, well, just talk to Miami fans.

[HuckleB]

64. You certainly could have assumed that I was simply...

making a justified response to the following statement: "Educated civilized gentry 14, mouth-breathing Neanderthals 7."

[Character Assassin]

62. Because the pondrat students always come over to our better parties

And can't handle their damn liquor.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

[HuckleB]

65. Thanks.

I guess it's civilized to blame the enemy for one's own shortcomings. Well, at least that's the Bush definition of civilized!

;)

[Character Assassin]

68. Nah, we actually graduate sentinent beings.

His Alma Mater, on the other hand...

[HuckleB]

69. Perhaps,

but it appears that some grads are spelling challenged...

;)

And his alma mater graduates some of the world's finest nurse practitioners every year...

[Character Assassin]

70. Yes, I'm sure he takes advantage of that at potty and bedtime

[HuckleB]

72. Hmm.

Since that made no sense, perhaps I should assume you've had one too many Jubelales.

[WindRavenX]

57. QUACK!

I've been in Boston all year, so I dont know how good either team is. But I'm still stickin' with muh duckies!! :D

[Twillig]

63. Harvey Whitten said to be moving arms and legs in hospital

some good news by radio report.

Ducks D looking really tough against the run. C'mon BEAVS!

[democracyindanger]

66. good news eom

[HuckleB]

67. That's good to hear.

Yeah, the Ducks D is definitely up for this one.

[Character Assassin]

71. 28-13 Ducks, 3rd Qtr.

[HuckleB]

73. Looks like Congrats are in order for Duck fans...

Congrats to the Ducks!

[HuckleB]

74. Yup. Congrats to the Ducks and their fans...

.

[Twillig]

75. Good game ducks

Better team won today.

Ah, beer. The solution and cause of all life's problems.