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Sat Dec-10-05 08:11 AM
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So, apparently I pulled an Ass-cheek muscle while shoveling last night |
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x(
OW!
anyone want to rub it for me? :P
OW!
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:18 AM
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:20 AM
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matcom
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:20 AM
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3. after all i have done for you |
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:26 AM
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Have a Kelly Brook day in the near future and you're forgiven.
Do yourself a favor and stay off the butt for a few days...
(I've been waiting *YEARS* to say that to someone.)
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Hugin
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:36 AM
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8. Oh, yeah... My Matcom,Inc. combination stump puller/sweater de-baller... |
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broke the first time I used it. :eyes:
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matcom
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:42 AM
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9. you didn't read the directions |
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they CLEARLY state to REMOVE the Titanium Stump-Claw ® BEFORE inserting the sweater. Sorry, no refund!
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Hugin
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Sat Dec-10-05 09:04 AM
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Nowhere in the (poorly translated) directions does it say I must take the sweater off before using the CSP/SD.
It took months for my chest hair to grow back.
The closest line in the directions was... "All your sweater belong to us."
In fact, if I remember correctly... That was the *ONLY* line in the directions.
The multi-media computer disk CSP/SD information wasn't much better. All it did was loot my hard disk looking for Kelly Brook pictures.
I donated it to the Salvation Army, at a full price write off.
So there! :P
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matcom
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Sat Dec-10-05 09:08 AM
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11. so its MY FAULT you don't read Chinese? |
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Sat Dec-10-05 09:25 AM
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12. Naturally, I assumed when the packing box said "multi-language instruction |
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That *one* of the languages would be ENGLISH.
BTW... Nobody has spoken Sanskrit for thousands of years.
Never the less, I'm giving Matcom, Inc. one more chance.
I've asked my sweetheart to get me the Matcom, Inc. Excessive Impregnable Product Packaging Removal Device for X-mas.
We'll see how that works out.
:) :thumbsup:
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Sat Dec-10-05 09:33 AM
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one word of advice: use a QUALITY antifreeze
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Sat Dec-10-05 09:48 AM
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15. I'm having some problems attaching the "Jaws of Life" gizmo. |
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Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 10:23 AM by Prag
Yesssssss... This is going to be soooo COOL!
:headbang:
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matcom
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Sat Dec-10-05 11:11 AM
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19. try it standing on your head |
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seems to insert smoother that way
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:21 AM
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4. What did you bury at night? |
matcom
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:22 AM
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5. well, i accidentally burried |
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yesterday's news paper. gues i'll read yesterday's news sometime in April :crazy:
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Sat Dec-10-05 08:33 AM
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7. So you want a massage? |
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I'm sure DS1 would be happy to work on your deep tissue. :*
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Sat Dec-10-05 09:25 AM
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13. Man, what a pain in the ass |
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Sat Dec-10-05 10:10 AM
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16. Pulled an ass cheek muscle???? |
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Where was the shovel??:evilgrin:
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Sat Dec-10-05 10:18 AM
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18. matcom has talents which are beyond our comprehension. |
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Sat Dec-10-05 10:15 AM
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17. Go pull the other one and then you'll be all evened out. |
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Sat Dec-10-05 01:08 PM
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20. You probably wouldn't have done that |
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if you'd have taken your head out of there first. :hide:
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Sat Dec-10-05 01:11 PM
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21. I'm glad you said rub... |
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I was afraid you were going to ask if anyone wanted to kiss it and make it better.
(I, naturally, would have nominated GOPisEVIL)
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Sat Dec-10-05 01:27 PM
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22. did you take an ass-pirin |
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Sat Dec-10-05 02:51 PM
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23. Uh-oh. I think that's usually fatal. |
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Sat Dec-10-05 02:58 PM
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24. Oh, butt wait! Maybe some Butt Paste will cure ya! |
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Sat Dec-10-05 03:15 PM
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25. actually, i've taken to stair climbing to work it out |
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Sat Dec-10-05 03:24 PM
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It's that incessant wall climbing yr smiley does that probably brought all this on in the first place.
Try a combined course of switching the side you wear your wallet on and an asymmetric wedgie application that binds the afflicted glute.
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