AwakeAtLast
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Sat Dec-10-05 01:46 PM
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A grown-up letter to Santa |
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A little fun for your snowy Saturday afternoon! :hi: http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
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Bunny
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Sat Dec-10-05 02:02 PM
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Santa Clause North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa, I have been a good GIRL. It really wasn't my fault what happened at ELLEN's Office party. It was DOUG who spiked the punch with too much WINE. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like VANILLA.
I thought it was funny when I put LORIE's SHIRT on my head and danced the SAMBA on the COUCH while singing `LOVE ME DO'. I didn't mean to break ELLEN's LAPTOP and don't know why ELLEN would accuse me of CHICANERY.
I don't remember calling JOEL's wife a SCURVY COW---even though she looked like one with PINK eye shadow and PURPLE lipstick!
And when I threw up on RHONDA's husband's LEG, it was only because I ate too much of that CAKE.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my CAR through my neighbor's BATHROOM. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a SHINY DOG and have me arrested for TOMFOOLERY!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all DULL and GRIMY. And I'm really not to blame for any of this NERVOUS stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and LOUDLY yours, BUNNY (Really a nice GIRL!)
P.S. It's only 12 bucks!
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Sat Dec-10-05 03:00 PM
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I didn't think to post mine. I will try to replicate! :)
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Sat Dec-10-05 05:08 PM
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3. Kick for fun and here's mine |
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Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Krista's Office party. It was Jennifer who spiked the punch with too much Margarita. I can't help it if I drank 11 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cookies.
I thought it was funny when I put Corinne's scarf on my head and danced the jitterbug on the couch while singing `"How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?"'. I didn't mean to break Krista's CD player and don't know why Krista would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling Damon's wife a colorful horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and orange lipstick!
And when I threw up on Nancy's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that bread.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a crazy cat and have me arrested for speeding!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all shiny and bright. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dull stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and cheerfully yours, WakeMeUp (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 7 bucks!
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Sat Dec-10-05 05:13 PM
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Santa Clause North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa, I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Bill's Office party. It was Ted who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 74 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like patchouli.
I thought it was funny when I put Kristen's Jockey shorts on my head and danced the the twist on the futon while singing `King Of The Mountain'. I didn't mean to break Bill's cell phone and don't know why Bill would accuse me of arson.
I don't remember calling Paul's wife a ecclesiastical pig---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Dianne's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that artichoke.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my VW Bug through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a unusual horse and have me arrested for theft!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all red and sassy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cold stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and quickly yours, Khash (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 12 bucks!
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bertha katzenengel
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Sat Dec-10-05 05:22 PM
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5. you like patchouli vodka punch? |
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LOL Red & sassy :rofl:
PS my bail was twelve bucks, too
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Sat Dec-10-05 05:24 PM
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6. I have to try harder.......... |
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Santa Clause North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Julia's Office party. It was Sarah who spiked the punch with too much rum. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like peppermint.
I thought it was funny when I put Dave's thong on my head and danced the tango on the bookcase while singing `will you still love me when I'm 64'. I didn't mean to break Julia's ipod and don't know why Julia would accuse me of perjury.
I don't remember calling Mike's wife a long rooster---even though she looked like one with aubergine eye shadow and mauve lipstick!
And when I threw up on Heather's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of those french fries.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Volvo 164E through my neighbor's sunroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sturdy polar bear and have me arrested for jay walking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all squishy and striped. And I'm really not to blame for any of this evil stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and suddenly yours, Karen (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 82 bucks!
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Sun Dec-11-05 08:45 PM
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You sturdy polar bear, you!
Khash.
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