A "Crysmas" alternative!!

[Hyernel]

Since, from what I understand, I am an eeee-vil secularist who hates Christmas, I had a thought while watching the Grinch Who Stole Christmas on TV tonight.

Wouldn't it be great if we could still be able to say "Christmas," but without having the silly reference to an ancient fictional character that seems to get some people on FoxNoos, so worked up?

Just change the spelling to Merry "Crysmas!" It's pronounced exactly the same, but actually, it's shortened version of Crystal-mas, which is a celebration of snowflakes. (that I just invented)

So it's decided...I will say Merry Crysmas to everybody...and not be a hypocrite!! I think this is the best thing that could happen to the holiday. All the goodwill, parties and presents, but without the insane religious reference.

So what do you think?

:)