So, um... are any of you DU guys out there North Korean?

[Dangerously Amused]

Just, you know... wondering.

[Wapsie B]

1. Not me.

German,Polish and Scandahoovian here. I saw the link on North Korean sexual prowess.

[Dangerously Amused]

3. What? Th-there's a link on North Korean sexual prowess?!

You're kidding, right?

Well, I never!


:blush:

[Wapsie B]

7. Yup.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4426610


But I may have a little Asian blood in me. ;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Oh, my goodness. Well, I'm just so...so...

Gosh, what are the odds of THAT happening? I mean, it was a COMPLETE COINCIDENCE that I just happened to post on that very subject just now!

Honest!


:yoiks:

[Wapsie B]

11. I believe you.

It had to be a cosmic convergence or something.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. I'm not, but I'll dress like one if you'd like.

We could just turn out the lights and pretend, too. It's all about what you want.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Baby, I'd rather you UNdress like one.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

13. Time/place, please.

I might need to book a flight...

[Dangerously Amused]

14. For you...?

ANYtime, ANYplace...


Can you be here within the hour?


:7

[flvegan]

15. Let me check my flux capacitor...

Cuz that's the ONLY way I can be there within an hour.

*on knees, begging Goddess*
Please, please let the Delorean have the proper flux capacitor settings...

[Dangerously Amused]

17. I'm sure you have a strong and beautiful flux capacitor...

I should like to see it sometime.

:7

[flvegan]

19. It's always fully charged.

Just another benefit of the lifestyle. I can (and will) prove it to you...

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Bah! All talk, you!

Shoot, you won't even post a topless photo of yourself.

And I KNOW for a FACT that you have one.


No, you're just a tease...

[LeftyMom]

25. It's yummy, too

He's holding out on the rest of you. :(

[WCGreen]

5. I speak in tongues......

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Wait a second...

You're one of those Charismatic Fundamentalist Right-Wing Conservative Christian North Koreans, aren't you...?

[WCGreen]

8. No, Ma'am....

I'm just a guy who knows how to use his tongue...

[Dangerously Amused]

10. To, uh... speak?

Damn. This thread is sooo gonna get locked.

I've never had a thread locked before.

It feels kinda naughty....


:yoiks:

[WCGreen]

16. That as well.....

I have been told I am a cunning linguist....

[Dangerously Amused]

20. Now THAT was FUNNY!!!

:rofl:


Good one! :thumbsup:

[Briarius]

12. I'm too tall

otherwise I could pass for one :D

[Dangerously Amused]

34. So how 'bout we lop you off at the knees?

It's not the height I was interested in anyway.

:7

[Briarius]

36. So you're saying size doesn't matter?

:evilgrin:
Besides, I'm used to my legs hanging off the end of the bed.

[dpbrown]

18. Ready to break the chains of your bourgeoisie sexual enslavement, are you?

For an hour or so?

:rofl:

:P Truth in advertising?

You be the judge!

:9

[Dangerously Amused]

21. I rather like the chains, actually.

But yeah, all the rest of that bourgeoisie sexual enslavement stuff has just. gotta. go.

:7

[dpbrown]

37. Oh, be - have!

:spank:

Are there a lot of direct flights to North Korea?

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

40. I don't know, but...

I'll bet we're going to see a sharp increase real soon.

I plan to invest heavily in North Korean flight futures, myself.


I'm also predicting a tremendous influx of North Korean mail-order husbands. They'll be the new "trophy husband." All the finest society ladies will parade them around.

Ooh, gotta get me one before they're all sold out!

[dpbrown]

42. Tie a knot in this cherry stem, honey

Oooooo.... the assembled bevy of potential trophy husband proprietors murmur in unison...

Her proletariat is definitely first among equals...

:9

[leftofthedial]

23. I was an advisor to the North Koreans

but the job really sucked

and nibbled

and licked

[Dangerously Amused]

24. You! You'll do!

:7

[leftofthedial]

26. and do

and do

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Hot damn!

:7

[LiviaOlivia]

27. Oh man. You crybabies.

Not posting on my thread. Shame on you. Cowards.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4426610&mesg_id=4426610

[dpbrown]

38. Posted on your thread

Definitely not crying over spilt North Korean prowess...

:9

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. No... but...

I've seen every M*A*S*H episode at least five times. :7







Anything? :shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Works for me!

C'mere, you!


:7

[khashka]

31. Not exactly, but no woman has ever criticized my Marxist dialectic.

I do prefer Hegelian dialecticism... a bit old fashioned but I find many women agree with me.
I might be libertarian, but my tongue is entirely communist. Up the proletariat!

Khash.

[Dangerously Amused]

33. : )

Well bless your sweet Libertarian, Communistic Marxist-Hegelian heart. And tongue.

You know you drive the women here crazy, don't you?

I think you like it, too.


:P

[ForrestGump]

32. I am

Soft-Kore-an on DU, though, or I'd get banned.


Well, that was painful.

But it's true, or my name isn't Forresy Hwrang Gump. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

39. So let me get this straight.

:7


Off DU you're a hard core North Korean man?

Ohhh my. Oh my goodness. Oh, I... uh... you, I mean...



>gasp< *swoon* =thud=





:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

43. Please don't try to get it straight

The slight curve is natural.



:D

Want some kim chee? Nummy...

:loveya:

[Kellanved]

35. I'm in Eastern Germany

It used to be the GDR a short while ago.


Does that count?

[Dangerously Amused]

41. Hmm.

I think I'm going to need you a little more "North Korean." Perhaps you can become a North Korean citizen? That might work.