shake down CAPTION

[cosmicdot]

QE2: I'm just shaking your hand simply because of ritual you low-life SOB ... hope you noticed all the little pitfalls we planned into your visit ... you thought they were glitches ... let me tell you, son, we've been doing this so long, we could do it blindfolded ... they weren't glitches ... we had to have some comic relief ... FYI, we'll be drawing down on some upcoming money transfers to cover the expense of this boondoggle ... oh, I've forwarded a copy of How Not to Dress c/o 1600 Penn ... cheerio and all that rot, and have a nice day.

[kyrasdad]

1. George, ol' man...

do not darken the doorstep of my palace again. As you're Mum is so fond of saying... I'm through with you.. ta ta... cheerio... get the hell out.

[INTELBYTES]

2. "Ya know, you look just like my mom?"

[cosmicdot]

3. QE2: We took liberty to retrieve the linens you felt were yours to take...

... the "B" is for Buckingham you stupid sod ...

[name not needed]

4. come back again

and ill have the sas hunt your dumb texan ass down.

[cosmicdot]

5. Saturday Night is Alright for Captioning

[underpants]

6. Hi Queen__Um well I was expecting the President__But I am the President

Where's Al?

[Lady Freedom]

7. She's thinking...

"Why didn't,after the Hunk's term was up, put in the Vice Hunk! Now I have to put up with the nurd!"

[peekaloo]

8. You weren't supposed to curtsy, you stupid git!

For the love of me I can't understand a word of what you're saying. It's your lot that gives inbreeding a bad name.

[ProudGerman]

9. QE2:

If we had known your people would have selected a buffoon such as yourself, we never would have fought the bloody war 200 years ago. We would have even overlooked that waste of perfectly good tea. Now you'll excuse us while we go and have the first 3 layers of skin burned off our hand by laser.

[cosmicdot]

10. QE2: don't 'cousin' me you fecking twit ... now, bugger-off ...

and, don't let the huge iron gate w/gilt trim and royal insignia ... kick you in the arse on the way out ...

[myomy]

11. Nice ta meet ya, can I call you by your first name ÒQueenÓ?

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[imax2268]

12. Thanks for the hospility Queen...

Here's a little something extra from me, Dick and the boys at Halliburton...(Hands her a $100.00 bill)...