Dear Jesus, For your 2,006th Birthday *I* want......

[underpants]

Come one lets have your self indulgent materialistic wish list. Come on lets have it.....

BRING OUT YOUR DEBT!! BRING OUT YOUR DEBT!!

Here's one I heard about on NPR

:shrug:

http://www.myopenx.com/home.htm

I am asking for a SPORK this year (watch it be the NEW HOT item for summer)

Oh yeah and peace on Earth and so forth

Signed
ME

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Hey Underpants, I ran into Jesus this weekend...

he asked me to give you this. I'd have posted it earlier but was using it to eat some leftover coleslaw (sorry man, I know second hand gifts kinda suck). I washed it.



You didn't want it wrapped, did you?

[underpants]

2. I'm only asking Santa for one thing - a big box of glue traps

I'm only asking Santa for one thing - a big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem? Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this year?

Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa's anything like me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol' digestive system. What are you going to leave, Teri?

Teri Rialto: Uh, I can't ever leave food out in my apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98idish.phtml




Great idea. My niece would love a Sack of Schweddy Balls...